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According to a report by Jose Canseco, former MLB slugger Jose Canseco’s finger fell off during a poker tournament. Canseco accidentally shot himself in the finger earlier this month and had to have the digit re-attached by a doctor.
This was before it fell off during a poker tournament, as he claims.
Now Canseco has new plans for the finger.
Yes. He will sell it on eBay.
He also says that he will sell the gun that shot it off.
Ay, but here’s the rub: He can’t sell his finger on eBay. The company has a policy about selling body parts. I am not kidding about this.
Alas, Mr. Canseco, I thought you were on to something there.
