Former Bengals star and Montreal Alouettes wide receiver Chad Johnson left a pretty hefty tip on a $351.92 bill on Sunday. Like, really hefty.

The man formerly known as Ochocinco left a $300 dollar tip for the staff because “Sundays are slow.”

His math might’ve been off because 351.92 + 300.92 does not equal 651.92, but THAT DOESN’T MATTER. Johnson says “the tip is in the message, not the money.” However, as someone who has worked a service job before, I can say that I wouldn’t have been running out of the door after you to tackle you with a hug for “the message.” The “I LOVE YOU” was a nice touch, though.

Johnson doled out some tough love on Sunday too. He spent some portion of his afternoon dunking on his kids.

(Thanks to Early Lead for sharing.)