The Dallas Stars used their scoreboard to get a good dig in on the visiting New York Rangers during the second period of their Monday night game.

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To recap, the five greatest Rangers of all time are:

1. Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (Leader of the Rangers of the North from Lord of the Rings)

2. Kimberly, The Pink Ranger

3. Nolan Ryan (Texas Rangers pitcher)

4. Night Ranger

5. Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers

To be clear, no New York Rangers hockey player even makes the top five (six? do Chip and Dale count as two? Could they even have been Rescue Rangers without each other’s help?).