While many MLB baseball players are opposed to bat flips and fun, almost every professional baseball player enjoys celebrating accomplishments by spraying a ton of Champagne in the clubhouses.

This product, a “Champagne Gun,” may be a game changer.

It exists. I swear. It’s a real thing.

A Champagne gun costs $459, which is a price point that only a person with a major-league salary would ever entertain. But if a big leaguer wants to be THE one to bring a Champagne gun into a clubhouse, he can do so. It’s a product that exists. If players spend $200-plus on Oakley goggles for the sole purpose of protecting themselves from the stinging sensation of success, then why not pay a little extra for maximum-champagne firepower?

And it’s apparently safe.

Via King of Sparklers:

This party weapon, completely harmless, can be reloaded with any Champagne Brand’s Magnum bottle and can work either with a service spout or a diffuser.

Sure, why not?

And here are people on a boat and in a loud nightclub enjoying their Champagne guns.

Please allow this, MLB.