FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH NARWHALS
brought to you by Capt. Jake and the crew of the good ship Albion.
A farcical pastiche of FUCK YEAH SHARKS and inspired by pure insanity
HORNS N SHIT YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
FUCKING STAB YOU GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN
GOT A HORN LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN MAN EXCEPT ITS A WHALE GODDAMN
AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH
FUCKIN NARWHAL LOOK AT MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING AWESOME
FUCKING SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT STABBING BITCH ASS DOLPHINS BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER
NO FUCK YOU DOLPHIN YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON THE NARWHAL YOU A JIVE ASS BITCH
FUCK YOU TOO MANATEE YOU FUCKING SUCK CANT EVEN DOGE FUCKIN BOATS GODDAMN
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCK LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WIZARD AND SHIT
FUCKING CAST SPELLS AND SHIT HARRY POTTER AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS BITCH
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