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Robotnik prank calls Putin
![Time to crank-call Putin. Don't go Russian the joke, now.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/467/bde.png)
![Time to crank-call Putin. Don't go Russian the joke, now.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/467/bde.png)
Angry Robotnik
Ogryn GF | /r/grimdank
![Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe~" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many- your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" read to her Dates typically consist of simple things like that Has a Bonehead U chip in her noggin "I'ms smarta than 10′0″ the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!". She's very proud of herself OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you first met her "I uh ... I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you* The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another Loves when you cook for her Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~" rations!" Always shares with you GORPS MEAT & TEME "NOBODY Tyranid Sleeps with it in her arms (when she doesn't hold Snores like a tank on to you) Absolute teddy bear Loves the ripper you commissioned for her TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine Will occasionally "H-Here yah go, give you pretty rocks she finds do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/466/b3a.jpeg)
![Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe~" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many- your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" read to her Dates typically consist of simple things like that Has a Bonehead U chip in her noggin "I'ms smarta than 10′0″ the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!". She's very proud of herself OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you first met her "I uh ... I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you* The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another Loves when you cook for her Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~" rations!" Always shares with you GORPS MEAT & TEME "NOBODY Tyranid Sleeps with it in her arms (when she doesn't hold Snores like a tank on to you) Absolute teddy bear Loves the ripper you commissioned for her TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine Will occasionally "H-Here yah go, give you pretty rocks she finds do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/466/b3a.jpeg)
Warhammer 40,000
Morton's Fork - Sonic either can't get his socks on or he's poor
![HAVE YOU GOT HOLES IN YOUR SOCKS? YES! WOW! IT HAS TO SUCK BEING POOR!](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/465/d42.png)
![HAVE YOU GOT HOLES IN YOUR SOCKS? YES! WOW! IT HAS TO SUCK BEING POOR!](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/465/d42.png)
Angry Robotnik
Well you don’t see any tigers around, so it’s gotta be real, right? | /r/dndmemes
![Magic Item: Rock that keeps Tigers away A merchant offers the players this item early in the campaign, claiming it repels tigers when held. From then on, any time the players are travelling WITHOUT carrying the stone, tigers will randomly show up and ambush them out of the blue. imgflip.com](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/464/9bf.jpeg)
![Magic Item: Rock that keeps Tigers away A merchant offers the players this item early in the campaign, claiming it repels tigers when held. From then on, any time the players are travelling WITHOUT carrying the stone, tigers will randomly show up and ambush them out of the blue. imgflip.com](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/464/9bf.jpeg)
Dungeons and Dragons
It’s time for some new blood. | /r/dndmemes
![The DM, who just got done setting up a particularly deadly encounter The player, who's getting tired of their current character and wants to make a new one PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE HERE TO KILL ME.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/463/c21.jpeg)
![The DM, who just got done setting up a particularly deadly encounter The player, who's getting tired of their current character and wants to make a new one PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE HERE TO KILL ME.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/463/c21.jpeg)
Dungeons and Dragons
The clerics must choose a color, please refrain from using divine intervention to make your color win. | /r/dndmemes
![What color is each class? Fighter Wizard Barbarian Beige Blue Red Cleric Paladin Bard Warlock Druid Monk Ranger Rogue Sorcerer](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/462/db6.jpeg)
![What color is each class? Fighter Wizard Barbarian Beige Blue Red Cleric Paladin Bard Warlock Druid Monk Ranger Rogue Sorcerer](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/462/db6.jpeg)
Dungeons and Dragons
Controlling Husband Starter Pack | /r/starterpacks
![Controlling Husband Starter Pack ring At home In public dobe Stock | #453046697 ring ring Copyrighted Material BIG BOOBS PHOTO BOOK](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/461/eb0.jpeg)
![Controlling Husband Starter Pack ring At home In public dobe Stock | #453046697 ring ring Copyrighted Material BIG BOOBS PHOTO BOOK](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/461/eb0.jpeg)
Starter Packs
It was really obvious | /r/memes
![CATE BLANCHETT KEVIN JACK ARIANA FLORIAN JAMIE LEE HART BLACK GREEMBLATT MUNTEANU IN CURTIS CHAOS LOVES COMPANY BORDERLANDS FROM THE PRODUCER OF UNCHARTED, SPIDER-MAN AND VENOM IN COMING SOON made with mematic H](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/460/018.jpeg)
![CATE BLANCHETT KEVIN JACK ARIANA FLORIAN JAMIE LEE HART BLACK GREEMBLATT MUNTEANU IN CURTIS CHAOS LOVES COMPANY BORDERLANDS FROM THE PRODUCER OF UNCHARTED, SPIDER-MAN AND VENOM IN COMING SOON made with mematic H](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/460/018.jpeg)
Come on kid. Whatcha want? | /r/wholesomememes
![NS INSURANCE 9 MORTGAGE CO. MOTI Tue Wed Jaw Breakers 14 each 14 each 567 12 13 14 19 20 21 23 26 27 28 BO 3 ELM STI Hold Remember PEARL HARBOR Shine 5m STRE Saram Hanky GAVER Piala FLORAL Pindu Paalan 23 PALEN 29 .03 TAK HE VERM 25 Stevan Dokanos](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/459/8e1.jpeg)
![NS INSURANCE 9 MORTGAGE CO. MOTI Tue Wed Jaw Breakers 14 each 14 each 567 12 13 14 19 20 21 23 26 27 28 BO 3 ELM STI Hold Remember PEARL HARBOR Shine 5m STRE Saram Hanky GAVER Piala FLORAL Pindu Paalan 23 PALEN 29 .03 TAK HE VERM 25 Stevan Dokanos](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/459/8e1.jpeg)
Wholesome Memes
People being wholesome | /r/wholesomememes
![saintdelft 15d I was nine years old, waiting for the school bus in Wisconsin winter. I had a thin coat, no hat or gloves. A woman driving past saw me and stopped, giving me a blanket from the back of her car. It was a long skinny one, so she wrapped it around my head and shoulders like a big scarf. I remember thanking her, but being confused. I told her I didn't know how I would give it back when I was done borrowing it. She hugged me and said not to worry. I still have that blanket. 17.7k Reply](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/458/b3f.jpeg)
![saintdelft 15d I was nine years old, waiting for the school bus in Wisconsin winter. I had a thin coat, no hat or gloves. A woman driving past saw me and stopped, giving me a blanket from the back of her car. It was a long skinny one, so she wrapped it around my head and shoulders like a big scarf. I remember thanking her, but being confused. I told her I didn't know how I would give it back when I was done borrowing it. She hugged me and said not to worry. I still have that blanket. 17.7k Reply](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/458/b3f.jpeg)
Wholesome Memes
Wholesome! | /r/wholesomememes
![Nigerian cyclist, Ese Ukpeseraye thanks the German team for lending her a bicycle to compete, as Nigeria didn't provide one. PARIS 20 PARIS 20 Ese lovina Ukpeseraye @Ese Ukpeseraye #Paris2024 @YABALEFTONLINE Due to the short notice of me competing at the keirin & Sprint, #team Nigeria I had no bicycle to race with on the tracks. In d spirit of sportsmanship the German team @bunddeutscherradfahr came to my rescue by offering me a bicycle. Thank you n](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/457/a24.jpeg)
![Nigerian cyclist, Ese Ukpeseraye thanks the German team for lending her a bicycle to compete, as Nigeria didn't provide one. PARIS 20 PARIS 20 Ese lovina Ukpeseraye @Ese Ukpeseraye #Paris2024 @YABALEFTONLINE Due to the short notice of me competing at the keirin & Sprint, #team Nigeria I had no bicycle to race with on the tracks. In d spirit of sportsmanship the German team @bunddeutscherradfahr came to my rescue by offering me a bicycle. Thank you n](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/457/a24.jpeg)
Wholesome Memes
Oh but they gonna smell it alright | /r/dankmemes
![Me hiding in the shadows of my backyard so my neighbors don't see me smoking a doobie VAAZVA](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/456/d91.jpeg)
![Me hiding in the shadows of my backyard so my neighbors don't see me smoking a doobie VAAZVA](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/456/d91.jpeg)
Kendrick was God’s plan to show y’all the poser | /r/dankmemes
![Daddy, why do you listen to that 'Not Like Us' song so often? Peep game youngster, every single 80s and 90s hip hop/rap kid knew that Drake wasn't s---. We watched marketing make that muppet lookin m------------'s entire career. He ain't s---, and Kendrick exposed his ass. It feels like redemption... and the song is a f-----' banger.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/455/70b.jpeg)
![Daddy, why do you listen to that 'Not Like Us' song so often? Peep game youngster, every single 80s and 90s hip hop/rap kid knew that Drake wasn't s---. We watched marketing make that muppet lookin m------------'s entire career. He ain't s---, and Kendrick exposed his ass. It feels like redemption... and the song is a f-----' banger.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/455/70b.jpeg)
Finally, some good f-ing food. | /r/dankmemes
![My dog barfs Also my dog: Looks like puke is back on the menu!](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/454/96f.jpeg)
![My dog barfs Also my dog: Looks like puke is back on the menu!](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/454/96f.jpeg)
A little silly
![TORICIES](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/453/8d3.gif)
![TORICIES](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/453/8d3.gif)
Anime / Manga
Fuwawa with the steel chair
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Fuwamoco
checkmate, chaos haters and imperium fan | /r/grimdank
!["There are no good guys in Warhammer 40k, ok, but one side are literally beings created by emotions that only seek to give you happiness, knowledge, pleasure and courage and save you from your depressive life in exchange for your loyalty and the other is a totalitarian, oppressive regiment, that forces you to follow a religion, forces you to fight and executes you if they consider you a "heretic" BAFF](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/451/058.jpeg)
!["There are no good guys in Warhammer 40k, ok, but one side are literally beings created by emotions that only seek to give you happiness, knowledge, pleasure and courage and save you from your depressive life in exchange for your loyalty and the other is a totalitarian, oppressive regiment, that forces you to follow a religion, forces you to fight and executes you if they consider you a "heretic" BAFF](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/451/058.jpeg)
Warhammer 40,000
I'll never forgive them for what they did to the dodo | History Memes
![Let's kill him The Dutch Rare animals native only to Mauritius](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/450/207.jpeg)
![Let's kill him The Dutch Rare animals native only to Mauritius](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/450/207.jpeg)
History Memes
Remember when we thought that this was the low-point of the show? | /r/FreeFolk
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/r/freefolk
Anon misses her dad (cameo from crystal cafe) | /r/Greentext
![I miss my dad Anonymous 5 days 115679 [Reply] my dad died about 10 years ago. I'm 27 now and just A found one of his old books while moving. I miss him a lot f--- my mom. Anonymous 5 days 115680 >>115685 >>115679 what'd your mom do Anonymous 5 days 115685 >>115680 drove him to drink and then that killed him Anonymous 14 hours 115850 >>115679 That sucks I hope you can feel better](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/880/448/226.png)
![I miss my dad Anonymous 5 days 115679 [Reply] my dad died about 10 years ago. I'm 27 now and just A found one of his old books while moving. I miss him a lot f--- my mom. Anonymous 5 days 115680 >>115685 >>115679 what'd your mom do Anonymous 5 days 115685 >>115680 drove him to drink and then that killed him Anonymous 14 hours 115850 >>115679 That sucks I hope you can feel better](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/880/448/226.png)
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