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How many times has this happened?
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Harsh but true!
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Oddly water-related
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Yes, but not to him
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I wonder what this references...
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The perfect life!
![live every day like you're 2001 nicole kidman leaving her lawyer's office after divorcing tom cruise Tom Cruise @TomCruise Wow, ok. @therecoveringproblemchild](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/856/fe8.jpeg)
![live every day like you're 2001 nicole kidman leaving her lawyer's office after divorcing tom cruise Tom Cruise @TomCruise Wow, ok. @therecoveringproblemchild](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/856/fe8.jpeg)
Both kidneys is a tough request
![Ayomi 34 • Recently active Spirituality I'm looking for a guy who is really trustworthy and healthy! You must have both kidneys, non smoker and not be a big drinker or take any drugs that could damage your liver Type O negative blood is a plus! X](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/855/d98.png)
![Ayomi 34 • Recently active Spirituality I'm looking for a guy who is really trustworthy and healthy! You must have both kidneys, non smoker and not be a big drinker or take any drugs that could damage your liver Type O negative blood is a plus! X](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/855/d98.png)
Every man's dream!
![Cryingobi Subscribe 22 hours ago Masculine The masculine urge to go to sleep in a nightcap and nightgown and snore like honk shoo honk shoo until being awoken by a noise and investigating with a little candle holder](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/854/d34.png)
![Cryingobi Subscribe 22 hours ago Masculine The masculine urge to go to sleep in a nightcap and nightgown and snore like honk shoo honk shoo until being awoken by a noise and investigating with a little candle holder](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/854/d34.png)
Free stimulation!
![aynrandy HD (hot diarrhoea) @Ayn Randy if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/853/21a.png)
![aynrandy HD (hot diarrhoea) @Ayn Randy if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/853/21a.png)
What's wrong with a regular burger?
![Tab: Bar 23 VOIDED Michael E -- FIRE 1 One Kids Burger Please...theyd Like The Patty Cut Into Dinosaur Shapes. Two Thin Lines Of Ketchup. No Bun. Corn Chips On The Side? And Juice Box. Watermelon Preferred But Cherry Will Do. Kthx](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/852/17a.jpeg)
![Tab: Bar 23 VOIDED Michael E -- FIRE 1 One Kids Burger Please...theyd Like The Patty Cut Into Dinosaur Shapes. Two Thin Lines Of Ketchup. No Bun. Corn Chips On The Side? And Juice Box. Watermelon Preferred But Cherry Will Do. Kthx](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/852/17a.jpeg)
“Okay, let me try this again…”
![scott rising @rising The new "praying" Memoji looks like a very exasperated gay man trying to explain something to someone who isn't understanding them.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/851/ddf.jpeg)
![scott rising @rising The new "praying" Memoji looks like a very exasperated gay man trying to explain something to someone who isn't understanding them.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/851/ddf.jpeg)
What an odd feeling!
![@crdell > U ever smell the air and it smells like the 4th grade scholastic book fair on a chilly tuesday in October of 2007 2:35 PM - 9/16/19. Twitter for iPhone](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/850/025.png)
![@crdell > U ever smell the air and it smells like the 4th grade scholastic book fair on a chilly tuesday in October of 2007 2:35 PM - 9/16/19. Twitter for iPhone](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/850/025.png)
Efficiency is key!
![Sam Sykes @SamSykes Swears the fewer words a magic sword's name has, the more dangerous it is you don't want to be on the wrong end of Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation, don't get me wrong but you FOR SURE don't want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/849/593.png)
![Sam Sykes @SamSykes Swears the fewer words a magic sword's name has, the more dangerous it is you don't want to be on the wrong end of Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation, don't get me wrong but you FOR SURE don't want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/849/593.png)
Many people actually!
![Just imagine there is someone out there who sleeps in their socks, eats pineapple on pizza and sleeps with their bedroom door wide open ALL YOU CAN EAT](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/848/12f.jpeg)
![Just imagine there is someone out there who sleeps in their socks, eats pineapple on pizza and sleeps with their bedroom door wide open ALL YOU CAN EAT](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/848/12f.jpeg)
Priorities
![Do you have any grocery list items? Loaf Coffee creamer Like mediaeval peasant loaf not post-industrial revolution capitalist loaf What?](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/847/2f8.jpeg)
![Do you have any grocery list items? Loaf Coffee creamer Like mediaeval peasant loaf not post-industrial revolution capitalist loaf What?](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/847/2f8.jpeg)
Human-ants
![Mira @mpolkadot Just saw three undergrads in lockstep carrying a mattress on their heads like ants 737](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/846/0e6.png)
![Mira @mpolkadot Just saw three undergrads in lockstep carrying a mattress on their heads like ants 737](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/846/0e6.png)
This was a personal attack
![Lizz Adams @Lizz Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/845/95f.png)
![Lizz Adams @Lizz Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/845/95f.png)
Precisely defined
![SORRY BUT IF YOU SAY THE WORD "LITERALLY" INSIDE CONTINENTAL YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO FINISH YOUR DRINK AND THEN YOU MUST LEAVE. IF YOU ACTUALLY START A SENTENCE WITH "I LITERALLY" YOU MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!! THIS IS THE MOST OVERUSED, ANNOYING WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND WE WILL NOT TOLERATE IT. STOP KARDASHIANISM NOW! p](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/844/246.png)
![SORRY BUT IF YOU SAY THE WORD "LITERALLY" INSIDE CONTINENTAL YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO FINISH YOUR DRINK AND THEN YOU MUST LEAVE. IF YOU ACTUALLY START A SENTENCE WITH "I LITERALLY" YOU MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!! THIS IS THE MOST OVERUSED, ANNOYING WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND WE WILL NOT TOLERATE IT. STOP KARDASHIANISM NOW! p](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/844/246.png)
Well, what's your answer?
![Beeta @beetagolsh This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant? * Your answer This is a required question Submit . 7:59 PM May 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone . 14.9K Retweets 5,070 Quote Tweets 204K Likes](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/843/eef.png)
![Beeta @beetagolsh This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant? * Your answer This is a required question Submit . 7:59 PM May 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone . 14.9K Retweets 5,070 Quote Tweets 204K Likes](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/843/eef.png)
Don't burn the quesadilla
![todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla❞ bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/881/842/711.png)
![todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla❞ bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/881/842/711.png)
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