a movie about how jacob elordi is simply so fucking hot that his mere existence is enough to make someone legally insane
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sometimes you just have to bottom your way to the top
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felix showing saltburn around as if he's in 73 questions with vogue..
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Me finding the grave of the guy that invented Dr Pepper
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Boy needs to be neutered 💀
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everyone lets start a gofundme for the cinematographer who's back broke after carrying this
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Disappointing that it leaves the audience with absolutely nothing interesting to chew on. All the intrigue over the main character is reduced to an easy answer. The only discernible takeaway you could have from this is that wealth and beauty is something people really want and are drawn to. That's it.
It's crazy that a movie about class and the ultra-wealthy made in 2023 has so little to say. Maybe the movie wasn't trying to say anything and it just wanted to be a romp. That being said it's a pretty fun romp.
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a fine addition in the “Barry Keoghan plays some sort of fucking unhinged freak” cinematic universe
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