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Recent reviews

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  Little Miss Magic 1997

  ★ Watched 07 Aug 2024 5

  Family fantasy movies made by Fred Olen Ray should be illegal and registered on some type of offender list, especially when they star Michelle Bauer as an evil foster-mom pit against Little Miss Lolita, excuse me, Little Miss Magic. 13-year-old Vanessa Koman plays a witch dumped off by Russ Tamblyn to stay with a bickering married couple who need her magic to bring them back together but instead we spend way too much time with little teen girl bonding with…

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  Decoder 1984

  Watched 06 Aug 2024 3

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  The earth cannot move without music. The earth moves in a certain rhythm, a certain sound, a certain note. When the music stops the earth will stop and everything upon it will die.

  - Sun Ra, THIS PLANET IS DOOMED

Popular reviews

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  Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God 2023

  Watched 29 Nov 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  weekend at bernie’s III

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024 11

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I have a lot of questions.

  What if we have a psychic connection to those who hurt us, to those who want to possess our very souls? Why does the devil only want little girls on their 9th birthday? Why did Lee's mom file a police report if she made a pact with the devil to help Longlegs procure little girls? Why didn't Lee's boss realize his daughter's 9th birthday was also on the 14th?

  While I found Longlegs predictable,…