February 16, 1999

WHY STREET.COM STAFF DON'T READ CRAMER

James Cramer wants the whole world to know his feelings about the markets, but he's having a tough time spreading the news right where he should have home court advantage:...

INTERNET STOCKS HELPED THESE FUNDS BLAST OFF

ABEL Garcia's parents showed immeasurable prescience when they named him 50 years ago. In 1998, fewer than 10 percent of all stock fund managers were unable to outperform the S&P...

PLAYERS HOLD BACK BIDS ON CALDOR'S 5 NYC SITES

The Caldor's empire is being dismantled and buyers are grabbing up the spoils. But New York City's five locations - one each in Brooklyn, the Bronx and Staten Island, and...

AOL'S STEVE CASE BRINGS COUPONS TO THE INTERNET

"Supermarkets can track the data, and manufacturers know exactly who got their coupons." MIKE SCROGGIE, Supermarkets Online co-founder AOL chief Steve Case is attacking the $1.4 billion coupon industry by...

TIME'S UP FOR OKRENT AS TIME NO. 3; EXCLUSIVE

Dan Okrent is out as editor of Time Inc. New Media, the third-highest editorial job in the company, The Post has learned. But the one-time editor of Life is not...

TRAVELER'S UPDATE

Europe on the fly Hopping from city to city on the Continent via rail pass has been a staple for students and budget travelers for years. But if your time...

CORRS' DOUBLE-'TALK'

*TALK ON CORNERS The Corrs Atlantic InternationalThe Irish pop tarts the Corrs double dip with what's being billed as a "special edition" of the band's 1997 breakthrough album, "Talk on...

BEWARE OF THE OSCAR BACKLASH: H'WOOD BITES JIM CARREY. IS STEVEN SPIELBERG NEXT?

IT'S enough to make Jim Carrey manic-depressive - and more than enough to worry Steven Spielberg.Only last month, Carrey ascended the podium at Los Angeles' Beverly Hilton Hotel to accept...

TV TICKER

'Storm' watch ABC's "Storm of the Century" didn't cut the mustard Sunday night. According to preliminary fast-track Nielsens, the first part of the three-part miniseries - adapted from Stephen's King...

COSTAS BOBS BACK TO 'LATER'

BOB Costas is coming back to "Later." The surprise announcement came during an interview with Tom Snyder on last Thursday's "Late Late Show" on CBS. NBC confirmed the news on...

COPPING AN ATTITUDE ; NBC HITS BULLSEYE AGAIN WITH 'HOMICIDE,' 'LAW' CROSSOVER

"Law & Order"-"Homicide"Tomorrow and Friday at 10 p.m. on WNBC/Ch.4 AS surely as a big sweeps ratings periods bring local news stories about grimy groceries, another chapter in Max Gomez's...

'UPSTAIRS JOHN' TO BE REGULAR GUY ON 'BLUE'

BILL Brochtrup is returning to the "NYPD Blue" lineup - this time as a series regular. Brochtrup, who's had several stints playing openly gay assistant John Irvin on the ABC...

DENVER TV REPORTER 'GETS' HIS STORIES - BY MAIL!

BARBARA Walters may have snagged Monica Lewinsky, but that's nothing compared to Rick Sallinger, a veteran investigative reporter for KCNC, the CBS station in Denver. Among Sallinger's big "gets" are...

KNOCKED ON ITS CAN; WHO WILL STEP IN TO REPLACE TYSON ON PPV?

MIKE Tyson's latest jail sentence has dealt pay-per-view boxing a hard blow below the belt. Over the years, Tyson has proved to be the biggest TV moneymaker ever - and...

IT'S A GUY 'THING'

Theater Review Kirsten Sahs is sensational as the mother in 'Beautiful Thing,'' Jonathan Harvey's play about a sensitive teen-ager (Matt Stinton) falling in love. 'BEAUTIFUL Thing'' is a sharp, tart...

A DAY'S MIX OF THE BEAUTIFUL & THE BIZARRE: MARC JACOBS SETS A NEW SKIRT LENGTH: BETSEY JOHNSON GOES GOTHIC

ABSTRACT: Marc Jacobs is the designer most likely to start a successful fashion trend. (Need recent proof? The accordian-pleated skirt that was knocked off by everyone and thier brother last...

HHC BOSS: MAKE DOCS PAY OWN INSURANCE; EXCLUSIVE

Municipal-hospital doctors would be more accountable if they had to buy their own malpractice insurance instead of relying on the city to defend them against lawsuits, the head of the...

POST SURVEY SHEDS BLIGHT ON CITY'S ILLEGAL SCAFFOLDS

Those dark, dank, dangerous canopies put up to protect pedestrians from construction debris are not only a blight on the landscape - they're often illegal. A Post survey of sidewalk...

INTERNET SCALPERS A .COM-MON PROBLEM

Internet auction sites are offering tough-to-get seats to hot Broadway shows and sports events - but some of the tickets may be coming from illegal brokers. "When you see the...

CLINTON CRACKS LIST OF NOMINEES FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Scandal-scarred President Clinton is among 118 nominees for the 1999 Nobel Peace Prize, it was reported yesterday. Sources quoted by the news agency Reuters said Clinton, recipient of several past...

RUSSIA SET TO BAN DEATH PENALTY - PART OF DEAL WITH EUROPEAN NATIONS

Russia plans to abolish the death penalty and replace it with life imprisonment, Russia's justice minister revealed yesterday. Russia promised to abolish the death penalty when it joined the Council...

NEW INSIGHT INTO 1918 FLU

Tests on a frozen corpse from the 1918 flu epidemic that killed up to 40 million people worldwide show the virus resembled the common swine flu and took years to...

PAIR PULLED FROM ICY LAKE

Two ice fishermen dramatically rescued a couple whose snowmobile plunged through thin ice and into the bone-chilling waters of upstate Saratoga Lake. The victims and another couple were zooming across...

RUDY, IT'S TIME TO LISTEN TO THIS VOICE OF REASON

URBAN League President Dennis Walcott is the class of black leadership in this town - thoughtful, constructive, nonpartisan. He has an expertise in police-community relations. Walcott was the chair of...

IRAQ: WE'LL BOMB TURKEY BASE USED BY U.S. JETS

Iraq threatened yesterday to attack neighboring Turkey for allowing U.S. warplanes to use an air base to launch attacks on Saddam Hussein's air defenses. But Turkish Prime Minister Bulent Ecevit...

GRAND JURY SET TO HEAR CASE AGAINST 4 SLAY COPS

A Bronx grand jury may begin hearing evidence as early as today against four Street Crime Unit cops who killed unarmed immigrant Amadou Diallo in a fusillade of bullets nearly...

SERBS REJECT NATO PEACEKEEPERS

Serbia extinguished hopes of a quick Kosovo peace accord yesterday by adamantly ruling out the use of a NATO force to monitor a cease-fire in the separatist-minded province. Serb President...

WAR FOR WOMEN'S CABLE - LIFETIME TAKES OUT LEASE ON LAYBOURNE

The battle to gain the upper hand in women's cable programming ratcheted up yesterday as Lifetime, the current leader, hired a television station chief as its new top executive. Carole...

MARV TO DO HIS BIT FOR CABLE - HE'LL CALL NBA GAMES ON TURNER

Disgraced sportscaster Marv Albert is ready to sink his teeth into the national market - with a new job calling NBA games on cable. Albert will be the new announcer...

BY THE WAY, THERE'S AN ELECTION IN 3 DISTRICTS TODAY

Little noticed by the public, three special elections today for openings on the City Council have turned into political slugfests. In Brooklyn, the race to fill a vacancy left by...

SUPPORTIVE PREZ SAYS SEN. HILLARY SOUNDS 'TERRIFIC'

President Clinton said yesterday that Hillary Rodham Clinton would make a "great" senator - but he quickly added she hasn't decided whether to run. In Merida, Mexico, for talks with...

FAITHFUL 'BROKENHEARTED' OVER QUEENS CHURCH FIRE

Stunned parishioners of a small Queens church wept yesterday after a raging fire gutted their beloved house of worship just two days before Ash Wednesday. It took 158 firefighters to...

COMPARED TO CLINTON'S COMEBACK, ALBERT'S IS SANE

I mean, if Clinton can get nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, then surely I want Marv Albert doing his thing. IF YOU'VE ever had broken ribs - and I...

'VICIOUS' RAPE-SLAY SUSPECT VANISHES WITH TEEN: COPS

Police are searching for a "vicious" suspect in a string of rapes and murders who disappeared over the weekend with a 16-year-old Brooklyn girl. Investigators said Arhon Kee, 25, was...

POLICE 'FAMILY' RALLIES AROUND ONE OF ITS OWN

Hero Officer Matthew Dziergowski grew up in a tight-knit police family - and it was the huge extended family of cops yesterday that drew together to comfort his shattered widow...

DAD OF JET QUARTERBACK TESTAVERDE DIES AT 66

Triumph has turned to tragedy for Jet quarterback Vinny Testaverde, whose father died of a heart attack Sunday. Testaverde was at his Tampa home, one week after playing in the...

WATERGATER EHRLICHMAN DIES AT 73

WASHINGTON - John Ehrlichman, who went to jail for 18 months for his role in the notorious Watergate cover-up, died Sunday at his home in Atlanta. His son Tom said...

STUNNING LOSS TESTS SISTER'S STRENGTH

CONAKRY, Guinea. LAURATOU Diallo held tight to her two brothers as she stood on the tarmac of Gbessia International Airport yesterday and awaited the Air France jetliner bringing home the...

LAWYER: TESTS PROVE DRIVER IN COP'S DEATH WASN'T DRUNK

A New Jersey man was neither drunk nor speeding when his sports utility vehicle smashed into a police car, killing a beloved Staten Island officer, his lawyer insisted last night....

TEARS AND PRAYERS AT DIALLO'S SAD RETURN - WAILING PALS AND KIN PACK GUINEA AIRPORT

CONAKRY, Guinea - A huge crowd of mourners received the body of slain immigrant New Yorker Amadou Diallo in his native Africa yesterday with a chorus of piercing wails and...

BX. RAPIST AT HEART OF DIALLO TRAGEDY STRIKES AGAIN: POLICE

The Bronx rapist who was being sought by four cops when they shot Amadou Diallo to death has struck again, raping two women at gunpoint in a Manhattan elevator, police...

LATEST CHAPTER IN TRIPP SAGA - HINTS SHE'LL WRITE A TELL-ALL

Sexgate rat Linda Tripp last night hinted she may have the last word on the scandal - by writing a book on her ordeal. In a wide-ranging TV interview, Tripp...

ARSON SUSPECTED IN QUEENS CHURCH BLAZE

Stunned parishioners of a small Queens church wept yesterday after a raging fire gutted their beloved house of worship just two days before Ash Wednesday. Firefighters called the blaze suspicious....

MARV'S RECOVERY IS WELL-DESERVED

A YEAR and a half ago, the brightest light in New York sportscasting history hadn't merely been dimmed, it had been punched out. The shattered pieces were lying right there...

YOU GOTTA LOVE 'AMOR' AT AQUEDUCT

Carta de Amor crowned herself queen of Aqueduct's inner dirt track yesterday with an impressive, front-running romp in the Grade 3 Rare Treat Handicap at a mile and an eighth....

BURNT-OUT SACCHI BIDS FAREWELL TO JESUS

L ONDON - Jesus Gil, president of Atletico Madrid, is in many ways the George Steinbrenner of Spanish soccer, hiring and firing coaches almost at will. During his 12 years...

POINT COSTS GILL POINTS ; TIRED KENDALL MISFIRES AFTER MOVE TO LEAD GUARD

MIAMI - The shooting numbers in his previous game were very Net-like, but very un-Kendall Gill-like: 2-of-14. "Fatigue," said Gill, following the workout in Miami Arena, where the Heat last...

STORM INTENSITY FADES IN STRETCH

"These kids have played a lot of games ... and the reality is it's hard not to look ahead to the conference tournaments and the NCAA Tournament."DICK VITALE It all...

METS, BENITEZ IN MONEY WAR

As of today, all Mets contractual business for 1999 will finally be settled. The Mets, who somewhat surprisingly came to terms with Rey Ordonez Sunday, were also surprisingly headed in...

FLEURY HEADS LIST OF LIKELY RENT-A-DEVILS

Five weeks remain until the trade deadline, and the Devils are believed to have decided upon Theoren Fleury as the man they want - if they're going to bolster their...

CBA ALUM JONES GLAD FOR A SHOT

NET NOTES MIAMI - Damon Jones, the newest Net, nailed a string of mid-range jumpers in a solo practice after the morning workout. He dropped back beyond the 3-point arc...

TIED-UP ISLANDERS FLOGGED BY ZIGGY

Islanders 3 Lightning 3 Although Ziggy Palffy scored two goals yesterday, he saved his best shots for afterward. Palffy vented following the Islanders' hideous 3-3 tie against the pitiful Lightning....

THIS KNICK WIN WELL D-SERVED: OAK'S GRITTY LEGACY LIVES ON AT GARDEN

Oakley's legacy lives on . WHEN Charles Oakley is introduced tonight as a starter for the Toronto Raptors, he will receive a much-deserved ovation from a sold-out Garden for his...

HILL COULD USE HOUSTON'S HELPING HAND

One day when Grant Hill retires, people will clamor to compare him to some of the greats who have ever played. But if things stay to form they may end...

GRAHAM LOOKIN' LIKE JINTS' NO. 1

With each passing day, it grows more and more evident that the quarterback who will begin next season as the starter for the Giants is the same one who ended...

EX-MATES EXPECT POUNDING FROM CHARLES

CHARLES OAKLEY Will be fired up. Charged-up Charles back . Charles Oakley is back tonight - and the Knicks know this old Oak Tree will stand tall and flatten some...

THIS KNICK WIN WELL D-SERVED:EWING & CO. SMOTHER PISTONS IN GRITTY GEM

Knicks 78 Pistons 69 "We feel if we continue to play the kind of defense we are capable of playing and our offense catches up to us, we will be...

YANKS GIVE JETER THE BUSINESS ; CRITICIZE HIS POWER STATS IN ARBITRATION

TAMPA - Go deep more often, young man. Add inches to the biceps and strengthen the forearms. That's the message Derek Jeter absorbed yesterday after spending 4 hours in an...

RANGERS SEE WHAT CLOU CAN DO

NASHVILLE - Dan Cloutier finally got a chance here last night to start what he finished on Sunday - that is, a game. For when the Rangers made their first...

GRANTED, HILL'S BEEN TAKING SOME LOCKOUT HEAT

KNICK NOTES Grant Hill wasn't pro-union during the lockout and he admitted after the Knicks' 78-69 win over the Pistons yesterday that his stance is causing some hard feelings. After...

NOW JAYS WANT WELLS FOR ROCKET

TAMPA - Wisely, Gord Ash wants to rid the Blue Jays of Roger Clemens before the Rocket becomes baseball's No. 1 spring training distraction. Therefore, the Blue Jays' GM has...

NEIL WORKING ON LEETCH, GRAVES PACTS

NASHVILLE - The Rangers are moving ahead on contract negotiations with Brian Leetch and Adam Graves, who both are eligible to become unrestricted free agents on July 1 but who...

BOSS AND STRAW STRAIGHTEN IT OUT

TAMPA - One local phone call was all it took for Darryl Strawberry and George Steinbrenner to settle a classic case of miscommunication yesterday. When Strawberry didn't attend an autograph...

MARBURY THE AIR TO BULLS' THRONE

IT was a labor of uselessness for the Bulls to start the season 1-4 in order to demonstrate they're lottery-bound. The four leftover Jordanaires, if nobody else, previously suspected as...

LOU MIGHT 'RENT' FLEURY

Five weeks remain until the NHL trade deadline, and the Devils are believed to have decided on the Flames' Theo Fleury as the man they want - if they're going...

NEW PACTS FOR LEETCH, GRAVES ON FRONT BURNER

NASHVILLE - The Rangers are moving ahead on contract negotiations with Brian Leetch and Adam Graves, who both are eligible to become unrestricted free agents on July 1 but who...

STORM GET BACK TO FINAL 4 FORM

St. John's 104 Providence 70 The look is back. The feeling is back. The intensity is back. St. John's is back - back among the nation's elite; showing their stuff...

FRIARS' BUBBLE ABOUT TO BURST

Friars in bubble trouble The Bubble. It's the ethereal name given to those teams waiting until Selection Sunday to find out if they've made the NCAA Tournament. Some go on...

NETS LEFT IN MOURNING ; ALONZO, HEAT EMBARRASS CALIPARI'S LAST-PLACE CREW

Heat 95 Nets 72 MIAMI - What you must realize is the Nets led this monstrosity, 28-16, early in the second quarter. That's an eight-point lead. If only they had...

DEVILS JUST KNOT GETTING IT DONE

Devils 3 Maple Leafs 3 This Devil homestand is looking more like a Last Stand. Even their pride is now under attack. Oh, the Devils earned a precious point for...

SEIKALY FEELS GOOD IN RETURN

MIAMI - Well, Rony Seikaly and Eric Murdock were back for the Nets. Not that it mattered. Seikaly, returning from a sprained left ankle to play his first game of...

RANGERS AVERT DISASTER

NASHVILLE - It was the perfect time for John Muckler to trot out the famous line that goes, "It hurts too much to laugh and I'm too old to cry."...