September 17, 2006

ADVERTISING WEAK; MAD AVE. MIFFED OVER MUDDLED INDUSTRY EVENT

MADISON Avenue is grumbling about the price tag to gain entrée to Advertising Week, a series of luncheons, panels and events that aspires to be the ad industry equivalent of...

BETTER GET REAL ABOUT REALTY

Dear John: I'm in my mid-20s and am thinking of investing in real estate. I want to liquidate my 401k and/or IRA so I can use it to invest in...

BLOOD $PORT; IFL PROMOTER SEES SHOT TO GO FOR JUGULAR

With the popularity of boxing flat on the canvas and audiences seemingly tiring of Vince McMahon's World Wide Entertainment, millions of entertainment dollars are jangling around in the pockets of...

NEW DINOSAUR SINGS FOR 'BARNEY 'CAST

IT'S been a long time since "Barney & Friends," the durable children's television show, has seen a new dinosaur. Not quite a Jurassic period, but a good 13 years. Fans...

MULLALLY THANK LETTERMAN FOR LUCKY BREAK

IF David Letterman had not contracted shingles, Megan Mullally might never have become a talkshow host. It was during Letterman's illness in March 2003 that Mullally had her first experience...

THE DON'T MISS LIST

DRAMA Find my son CONRAD and Ellie Cain, a wealthy New York couple (Timothy Hutton and Dana Delany) faces the unimaginable when their teenaged son is kidnapped. Cain hires an...

TV REPORTERS CODDLE MUSLIM-AMERICANS

OVER the last five years, you've likely seen similar interviews conducted by TV newspersons countless times. Roughly, they go like this: Muslim-Americans are seen and heard to complain about their...

VINCENT ON THE GOGH

VINCENT van Gogh - the tortured Dutch artist better known to many for cutting off his ear than for his remarkable art - is subject of a mini fest at...

ERASE THE IDEA OF WRITING MOVES FIRST

ERASERS were headed for oblivion until Su Doku made them indispensable. But a new rule for tournament chess players may make them illegal, if there's a way to enforce it....

SHARP ATTACK - ACUPUNCTURE MAY FIX WHAT NEEDLES YOUR PET

FOR weeks, on and off, my beloved brindle pit bull Britannia Tige, a k a B, had been experiencing, shall we say, incontinence issues. Despite being on a frequentwalk schedule...

HOT LIST - WHAT WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS WEEK

1 Underwear (please!) Perhaps embarrassed by her grody "Firecrotch" nickname, Lindsay Lohan's gone bald eagle. How do we know? Intrepid photographers caught her sans-knickers twice in two weeks - attempts...

THIS WEEK'S CDS

ELTON JOHN "The Captain and the Kid" (three stars) Interscope/Rocket THE nostalgia machine is going to have to wait before it retreads the Elton John catalog. For now, the 60-year-old,...

ROCK OF FAITH - CHRISTIAN BANDS NOW A CROSSOVER MIRACLE

NOT long ago, a rock star acknowledging his Christianity was akin to a saint bathing in meat tenderizer before being tossed to the lions. Everyone would pounce, deriding his music...

FRENCH FANTASIES - GALLIC FILMMAKERS TAKE THE LEAD IN VISUAL STYLE

French director Christian Volckman would like to thank this summer's crop of cutesy, mediocre cartoon films for making Friday's "Renaissance" such a standout in comparison. "Americans come along with their...

THIS WEEK'S DVDS

My Name Is Earl: Season One 3 ½ STARS Fox, $49.98 There's a reason "Earl" picked up four Emmys this year: It's one of the rare TV comedies that combines...

STUNTED GROWTH - YES, ANY GIRL CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH A 'JACKASS'

What can I say, I'm a sucker for a man with a dead fish in his butt. Or a steak, a lit bottle rocket, a 6-inch centipede. . . Ever...

REEL GOOD - LINDA STASI PREVIEWS THIS WEEK'S BEST MOVIES

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962) Saturday,8 p.m.,TCM Before there was the whiz-bang remake, there was the classic Frank Sinatra original in which a Korean War vet is brainwashed into becoming a...

HARLEM COP KILLS MAN IN GUN CHASE

Police fatally shot an 18-year- old Harlem man running with a gun in his hand early yesterday after he refused orders to stop, officials said. Mingo Kenneth Mason was shot...

GOING TO BAT FOR BEAU; BABE BACKS YANK CARL IN CRASH FLAP

The sexy girlfriend of embattled Yankee pitcher Carl Pavano defended him yesterday, saying his car crash last month was an unfortunate accident involving no secrecy. Gia Allemand, 22, denied she...

RAGING SLOTS ADDICT; MAN BLAMES PILLS

A movie director who got his start on the set of the Oscar-winning "Raging Bull" says a drug designed to soothe the effects of Parkinson's disease led him on a...

HILL: KILL-BUSH FLICK 'MAKES ME SICK'

Sen. Hillary Clinton joined the chorus yesterday, calling a controversial movie in which President Bush is assassinated "despicable" - the same word that Bush's father, ex-President George H.W. Bush, used...

OUR TECH TESTER TIES ONE ON; ANKLET TRACKS BOOZE LEVEL

An alcohol-detecting anklet being considered for use by the city Department of Probation to monitor drunken-driving dopes is a real buzz kill. Within a few hours of a Post test...

MET FAN: I WAS BAT-TERED BY IRAQ-BOUND YANK BOOSTERS

Attacked at party. A possible Subway Series is still a month away, but this season's Met-Yankee rivalry has already claimed a victim. A Met fan shouting support for his team...

MCG: HOW I KEPT MY SKELETONS CLOSETED

Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey's gay sex life blossomed as an eighth-grader and continued with trysts in seedy Times Square sex shops and at an abandoned synagogue in Washington,...

COMING HOME; YANKS ON BRINK OF AL EAST TITLE AFTER BOSOX SPLIT

GAME 1Red Sox 5Yankees 2 GAME 2Yankees 7Red Sox 5 The only question surrounding the Yankees' march to their 27th World Series title next month focuses on starting pitchers. And...

CITY ENLISTING PRO TO BATTLE BRIT INVA$ION

GET ready for the next U.S.- British war. Wall Street is losing billions in business to London, and the Bloomberg administration is rushing to hire a consultant to counteract the...

LATEST BUZZ IS IN A CAN; SUGARY 'COCAINE' DRINK

A new energy drink that crashed runway parties last week is called Cocaine, and its makers are billing it as "the legal alternative" to the white powder drug. The drink's...

CLINCHER BACK IN METS' HANDS; IDEAL SCENARIO: WON & DONE

PITTSBURGH - Since the Phillies won yesterday, that kept the Mets from winning yesterday. But they still had a shot last night. The Mets' magic number was at one for...

'DAD': ANNA KEEPS ME FROM BABY; FOTOG SAYS GRIEVING SMITH CUT ALL TIES

The man who claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's newborn daughter says the blond bombshell ran off to the Bahamas to give birth to keep their child...

MOM 'HIT' JUST A JOKE: BABY SITTER

The woman charged with trying to take a Staten Island woman's daughter by hiring a "hit man" to kill the mom for $50 said yesterday she never believed the man...

BODEGA BIG PROBED AS A CARD SHARK

The Bronx DA is investigating a prominent business leader over the alleged theft of thousands of dollars from international calling-card companies. At least four companies claim José Fernandez, the politically...

3 COPS' DAD MURDERED

The proud father of three NYPD officers was brutally stabbed to death on a Queens street yesterday by a crazed man who "heard voices" and later barricaded himself inside his...

BLACKOUT'S OT PRICE: $2.5M

The blackout that kept some Queens neighborhoods in the dark for 10 sweaty days in July cost the city more than $2.5 million in overtime, according to Comptroller William Thompson's...

HEROIC RESCUE; FIREFIGHTER SAVES B'KLYN GRANDPA

A heroic firefighter rushed into a burning house last evening and dragged an elderly Brooklyn man to safety. "I was just doing my job," said Christopher Gaby, 37, of Ladder...

WEAKNESS WON'T WIN

WHEN President Bush said the War on Terror would be difficult, he wasn't kidding: Ever since the invasion of Iraq, critics have said our pectoral-flexing has enraged our enemies and...

HARLEM COP KILLS TEEN IN GUN CHASE

Police shot dead an 18-year- old Harlem man running with a gun in his hand early yesterday after he refused orders to stop, officials said. Mingo Kenneth Mason was shot...

BX. MAN KILLS STEPSON: COPS

A 54-year-old man who shot and killed his stepson at a Bronx social club was taken into custody yesterday by cops after the victim allegedly made a dramatic "dying declaration,"...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN *** An 18-year-old mother was being questioned because her 3-month-old daughter died after being found in vomit-filled bucket, police sources said. Police were called to an SRO at 111...

POLICE: NUT SLAYS DAD OF 3 COPS

The father of three NYPD officers was stabbed to death on a Queens street yesterday afternoon by an emotionally disturbed man who later barricaded himself inside his family's house and...

'LAWN' & ORDER; TURF ON COURT ROOF

New York City is moving on to greener pastures. The first "green roof" on a city-owned building is being unveiled in The Bronx Tuesday, launching what officials hope is the...

CAFFEINE FIX TO REMEMBER

Five cups of coffee a day might keep memory loss away. Researchers at Byrd Alzheimers Institute in Florida say they have discovered that long-term intake of caffeine reduces the risk...

MENACE TO 'SOCIETY'; SCANDAL SHAME OF ASTOR'S ONLY SON

She was a pillar of society. Now her only child could find himself a social pariah - and possibly at the center of a criminal case. Anthony Marshall, son of...

LAWYERS' FIELD DAY WITH BILL; COACH MUST TESTIFY IN DIVORCE

A judge has thrown New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick for a loss - allowing divorce lawyers to grill the gridiron guru on his alleged relationship with a New Jersey...

BAT-TERED FOR BEING A MET FAN

A possible Subway Series is still a month away, but this season's Mets-Yankees rivalry has already claimed a victim. A Met fan shouting support for his team says he was...

PILLS MADE ME A 'RAGING' GAMBLER - AILING DIRECTOR SUES MED MAKERS

A film director who got his start on the set of the Oscar-winning film "Raging Bull" says a drug designed to soothe the effects of Parkinson's disease led him on...

'HIT' A JOKE: SITTER - WHO'D KILL FOR $50?'

The woman charged with trying to take a Staten Island woman's daughter she was obsessed with by hiring a "hit man" to kill the mom for $50, said yesterday she...

HC MUST LET IT GO

INGRATE that he is to have deserted a guy who once left the Jets in the lurch two days after agreeing to be their head coach, Eric Mangini will not...

INSIDE LOOK AT CHASERS

The postseason is finally here. Let the Chase begin. Though each race during the Chase for the Nextel Cup will still have 43 entrants, only 10 drivers can win the...

SCREAMIN' AT THE SCREEN

WITH 1:27 left in the first half last Sunday night, the Giants called time. So NBC, because no football game on any network is ever allowed to breathe, cut to...

KID ANGLERS HALL BOUND

PARENTS who are always quick to show you photos of their kids now have a new way to share fish tales and pictures of their favorite little anglers. The Recreational...

DEVIL OF A COMEBACK

Admitting "hindsight is 20-20," prodigal 1995 Devil second-rounder Nathan Perrott is back in New Jersey's camp. He hopes his surgically repaired forward vision is improved, too. "I was always cross-eyed,...

WANDERIN BOY FINDS HIS WAY IN BROOKLYN

Wanderin Boy, favored at even-money in field of six older horses going mile-and-eighth in 118th running of Grade 2, $150,000 Brooklyn Handicap, went right to front as expected under Javier...

CLINCH COMING 1 OF THESE DAYS - FINISHING TOUCH ELUSIVE - AGAIN

PITTSBURGH - The losing shouldn't be what worries you. There is historical precedence for that, as Mets fans know. In 1986, you may remember, the Mets won 108 regular-season games,...

CLINCH COMING 1 OF THESE DAYS; METS DENIED TITLE BY BUCS AGAIN

Pirates 3Mets 2 PITTSBURGH - The Mets have been unable to put the division away. For the second straight day, the Mets' magic number for clinching the NL East was...

IRISH SURPRISE; MICHIGAN ROLLS AT NOTRE DAME

Michigan 47Notre Dame 21 SOUTH BEND, Ind. - Midway through the second quarter yesterday against Michigan, Notre Dame faced desperation time. The Fighting Irish had to score . . ....

FINISHING TOUCH ELUSIVE - AGAIN

PITTSBURGH - The losing shouldn't be what worries you. There is historical precedent for that, as Met fans know. In 1986, you may remember, the Mets won 108 regular-season games,...

WILLIE: PEDRO MY MAN IN GAME ONE

MET NOTES PITTSBURGH - Yesterday Willie Randolph confirmed that even if Pedro Martinez is not pitching well going into the playoffs, he will still pitch Game 1 as long as...

JETER, PAPI TALK IT OUT

A chance meeting in the hallway outside the Yankees' clubhouse yesterday morning resulted in Derek Jeter and David Ortiz talking for about seven minutes, The Post has learned. While Ortiz...

TORRE CREED: EGOS ASIDE

JOE Torre faces the issue of so many men, so little time. He wants to amass as much information as possible in formulating his postseason batting order. However, while his...

ALMOST HOME; YANKS ON BRINKOF AL EAST TITLE AFTER BOSOX SPLIT

GAME 1Red Sox 5Yankees 2 GAME 2Yankees 7Red Sox 5 The only question attached to the Yankees' march toward a 27th World Series title next month is about the starting...

OSI ISN'T DOUBTING THOMAS

GIANT NOTES PHILADELPHIA - A classic speed vs. size confrontation takes place this afternoon on the line of scrimmage, where a pair of Pro Bowlers go at it when the...

AMAZIN'S BORED WITH SCOREBOARD-WATCHING

PITTSBURGH - You may have spent your day differently yesterday. You may have been wearing out the refresh button on your computer if you happen to be a Mets fan,...

HE'S OUR MAN - WILLIE: PEDRO WILL PITCH GAME 1 IN PLAYOFFS

MET NOTES PITTSBURGH - Yesterday Willie Randolph confirmed that even if Pedro Martinez is not pitching well going into the playoffs, he will still pitch Game 1 as long as...

NO WORRIES - WILLIE: PEDRO DID PRETTY WELL, ACTUALLY

MET NOTES PITTSBURGH - Willie Randolph wasn't that alarmed about Pedro Martinez's start on Friday night. The manager is viewing the pitcher's outing differently. "I thought he did pretty well,...

TORRE'S FALL PHILOSOPHY EGOS ASIDE

Joe Torre faces the issue of so many men, so little time. He wants to amass as much information as possible in formulating his postseason batting order. However, while his...

IDEAL SCENARIO: WON & DONE

PITTSBURGH - Since the Phillies won yesterday, that kept the Mets from winning yesterday. But they still had a shot last night. The Mets' magic number was at one for...

WANG NUMBER - YANK ACE ALLOWS 9 HITS IN LOSS TO SOX

RED SOX 5 YANKEES 2 Chien-Ming Wang may not be Joe Torre's choice to start the first game of the ALDS. But that's not the way to bet. Torre likely...

HARD TWO TAKE - JINTS MUST FLATTEN PHILLY TO AVOID 0-2 HOLE

PHILADELPHIA - Leave it to that philosopher/ tight end, Jeremy Shockey, to put in perspective what today's game against the Eagles means to the Giants. "Every week is a must-win...

'CHICK MATE - JETS HOPE TO CHESS-BUMP AT BILL'S EXPENSE

MANNING versus Manning is over with. Enter Belichick versus Mangini, mentor versus apprentice. That's the sexy headline today, in the Jets' home opener against the Patriots at Giants Stadium. Eric...

MCKNIGHT MOVES - INJURY-WRECKED 2005 INSPIRED ND RECEIVER

SOUTH BEND, Ind. - Rhema McKnight watched the rebirth of Notre Dame football from the sidelines. He suffered in silent anguish as USC, the power team from his home state,...

AMERICAN WAY - HOW TEAM USA CAN BRING HOME THE CUP

TOM Lehman's task since being named captain of the U.S. Ryder Cup team more than a year ago has been to halt a losing skid that has seen the Americans...

WATCH 4 THE CLOSING DOORS - SUBWAY SERIES WOULD BE 7TH HEAVEN

I DON'T like to gloat, I really don't. However, in honor of a legion of emailers (mostly out-of-town rubes, but still) who labeled me a homer (and worse) after predicting...

HOLD THE ZITO - YANKS, METS NOT INTERESTED IN A'S LEFTY

DON'T believe the hype, the speculation or the gossip. The Yankees and Mets have almost no interest in pursuing Barry Zito as a free agent. The buzz all year has...

YANKS TASTE JOSH OF OLD

On Aug. 19, Josh Beckett walked nine Yankees and allowed nine earned runs in 52/3innings, repeatedly calling his outing "brutal." He used the word so much, it was as if...

MO THROWS, FEELS 'GOOD'

The Yankees can't be 100-percent sure Mariano Rivera's right forearm problems have vanished. However, the key to their World Series dreams made a significant step in that direction yesterday, when...

DAWES HAS SHOT TO MAKE RANGERS

The Rangers have a total of 16 days on the ice from the opening of camp through their final exhibition game, then another four days of preparation before opening the...

SOX HURLER BECK ON TOP THIS TIME

On Aug. 19, Josh Beckett summed up his start against the Yankees as "brutal." He walked nine men and allowed nine earned runs in 52/3 innings. Thus, his word choice...

CLARKE SHOWS HOW CAP FITS

THE institutional hysteria revolving around Bob Clarke's $1.9 million offer sheet to Ryan Kesler is, in a word, hysterical. The abundant ignorance displayed by those in the industry who have...

YASHIN TAKES LEFT TURN WITH ISLES

YARMOUTH, Nova Scotia - Alexei Yashin played exclusively on left wing yesterday in the first live game scrimmage of Islanders camp, opening yesterday's bluewhite game on a line with Mike...

WALCOTT FUELS FORT HAMILTON

Fort Ham. 44 New Dorp 22 Kadeem Walcott rushed for more than 1,000 yards as a junior to lead Fort Hamilton to the PSAL title. So head coach Vince Laino...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

The tooth fairy should have kept these. Two whale teeth with hand-carved etchings of ships, bought for 20 cents at an estate sale, were sold 10 years later - for...