October 24, 2006

What You Talkin' Bout Willis

Boss says we have no room in regular newspaper for boxing with the World Series taking up so much space, so check here for latest in and out of the...

Careful with Curtis

By JAY GREENBERGEric Manigni, who says Curtis Martin is still at least a week away from resuming practice, adds that if the Jets' all-time leading ground gainer proves able to...

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT BLOGGING

By KEVIN KERNANLet’s start with all the instant feedback. I'm not talking about the every day offerings like: "Kernan You S---!''Hey, I can get that anywhere.I'm talking about the instant...

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT BLOGGING

By KEVIN KERNANLet’s start with all the instant feedback. I'm not talking about the every day offerings like: "Kernan You S---!''Hey, I can get that anywhere.I'm talking about the instant...

Mo Talking

By FRED KERBERMariano Rivera can close. But can he play point?Rivera, the Yanks heralded closer, was a special guest at the morning shootaround, brought in by Lawrence Frank to address...

INSIDER'S GUIDE: Merida

Can you really drive in the Yucatan? What about all that culture. And where are the cheap dentists?You've got questions, we've got answers. A huge thanks to Luz en Yucatan...

UPDATE: It's Tuesday. There's news.

WATCH US GROW: Carnival Corp.'s Seabourn steps it up with two new all-suite, 450-passenger ships, to be delivered in 2009 and 2010. This is a good competitive move, as the...

SKILLING PAYS THE RIGHT PRICE FOR GREED

WHITE-COLLAR wrongdoing can fit into two broad categories: crimes that have caused obvious losses to the public and those where the pain is hidden until subjected to the equivalent of...

KEY NYSE WITNESS BURNED - EARLY LIES RECALLED

Lawyers for indicted New York Stock Exchange trader David Finnerty savaged the credibility of an important government witnesses, showing that one of them had lied repeatedly to Big Board investigators....

HAVAS REVAMPS BIZ

Havas became the latest major ad firm to reorganize its media-buying businesses after an overhaul by larger rival Interpublic Group. Paris-based Havas said yesterday it would create an umbrella group,...

SOTHEBY'S MAY PASS $1B MARK WITH NOV. SALES

As rich collectors reap even more windfalls in the great art boom of 2006, Sotheby's is heading for its first $1 billion year this autumn - thanks to surprise breakups...

COURIC LEAVING LADIES ON SIDELINE

Katie Couric is the first female solo anchor in nightly news, but that doesn't mean she's bringing more women along with her. A published report found that her fellow female...

ANOTHER TIMES SQ. HIT - ISTITHMAR PURCHASES PRIME 42ND STREET LOT FOR $76M

BIG doings on 42nd Street: Mawan Dalloul's American Properties sold the spectacularly situated empty lot at 140 W. 42nd St. for $76 million to Dubai-based Istithmar, which plans to build...

SKILLING TIME; DISGRACED ENRON CEO GETS 24 YEARS

Protesting his innocence to the end, former Enron boss Jeff Skilling got hit with a nearly 25-year prison sentence yesterday for his crimes in the $68 billion collapse of the...

TIME MAY BREAK UP MAGS TO MAKE SALE

PHOENIX - The first-round bids for the 18 magazines that Time Inc. is auctioning off are due next week and the word here in Phoenix at the American Magazine Conference...

SKILLING TIME - DISGRACED ENRON CEO GETS 24 YEARS

Protesting his innocence to the end, former Enron boss Jeff Skilling got hit with a nearly 25-year prison sentence yesterday for his crimes in the $68 billion collapse of the...

MAGICAL MOZART

THE exceptionally couth delights of Mozart's "Cosi fan tutte" are handsomely highlighted by New York City Opera's spiffy new production. The special pleasure of this "Cosi fan tutte"' ("So Do...

PREMIERE, REVIVAL BOTH LUSTROUS DELIGHTS

YOU presume that American Ballet Theatre could dance the telephone directory and it would emerge like a Shakespeare sonnet, but it's nice when they have something more rewarding to get...

KILL-JOY JENNINGS TRASHES '1 VS 100'

LOOPY game show star Ken Jennings has blasted NBC's new hit "1 vs. 100," claiming the time he spent appearing on the quiz show was an "agonizing process." Jennings, the...

BABY DANCE - MADONNA RUNS TO OPRAH, 'TODAY'

MADONNA finished her concert tour and is starting a new one today - her don't-hate-me-because-I-adopted-a-Malawian-baby tour. It starts tomorrow with a satellite interview with Oprah. It also appears that she...

HICKS STARTS HIS MIX

TAYLOR Hicks, the latest "American Idol" winner is finally in the studio recording his debut album. The yet-untitled album is slated to be released on Dec. 5. It is being...

NBC STARS FACE SALARY CUTS IN NEWS DEPT. SHAKE-UP

SOME NBC News stars might be asked to take pay cuts under the network's recently announced austerity plan. "Some of the salaries have gone crazy out of control," said NBC...

WICKED - JOAN RIVERS TAKES ON OLD MEN, DEATH AND THE HUNT FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN

IF too much Joan Rivers is never enough Joan Rivers for you, then "Joan Rivers: Before Melissa Pulls the Plug" - the first edition of Bravo's new series, "Funny Girls"...

SPINNING OFF 'THE SHIELD'

CABLE channel FX is reportedly working on a spin-off of "The Shield" starring relief Det. "Dutch" Wagenbach. The seventh season, set to end in 2008, will be the show's last....

PLAYA HATER - DITCH THE BEACH! HEAD FOR THE YUCATAN'S COLORFUL HEARTLAND; COLONIAL TIMES

DRIVING by yet another one of Cancun's mutant WalMarts (there's three, same as Fresno!), I get the sneaking suspicion I've forgotten something. Right. Debit card. Trapped in the back seat...

BACK TO CANCUN - ONE YEAR ON FROM WILMA, WHAT'S UP?; CANCUN CAN DO

IF every cloud has its silver lining, then Cancun was owed, big time. Its cloud was Hurricane Wilma, a Category 5 that caused billions of dollars in damage, tossed around...

YOUR LAYS ARE NUMBERED - 5, PURE; 10, YOU'RE PARIS? THE FUNNY MATH OF N.Y. SEX; SORRY WRONG NUMBER

5 + 4 = 3: "I've had nine sexual partners, but I tell my boyfriend that I've only had three. I don't count some of them since they only happened...

CLASS ACTION

DON'T waste your ducats on annual gym memberships we all know you're never going to use. These excercise classes let you pay as you go, and some even offer free...

GREEN MILE - THE LONG ROAD TO BECOMING A HOLIDAY ICON

YOU'RE a green one, Mr. Grinch - but it takes time to make you that way. No one knows that better than Patrick Page, the eponymous emerald star of "Dr....

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN (lcf) * Half of the Port Authority Bus Terminal was shut down for over an hour yesterday because an apparently deranged man was suspected of carrying a bomb onto...

BABY ABUSER GETS 4 YRS.

A Queens man who brutally abused his 6-month-old son was sentenced to four years in prison yesterday after telling the judge, "I've learned my lesson." "I'll have four years to...

'LAZY' JUDGE LETS THUG OFF EASY: POLICE

A group of detectives yesterday ripped a "lazy" Long Island judge for allowing a hardened criminal to cop a plea deal that cuts his prison time in half. Tom Willdigg,...

REBUILDING IS ONLY REASON FOR THE FIND

HERE'S some news for Ground Zero zealots calling for a total construction halt until the World Trade Center site is more thoroughly searched for human remains: It was entirely, and...

EATERIES: CHUCK FAT BAN

Powerful groups representing thousands of the city's Latino and Korean restaurants said yesterday they oppose Mayor Bloomberg's plan to ban trans fat foods in their eateries. "This was a slap...

DWI ROOK COP SOBS IN COURT

A rookie cop charged with killing one of her best friends - a fellow NYPD probie - in a DWI crash on Long Island made a tearful court appearance yesterday...

SKAKEL SLAY-CASE $HOCKER

The prosecutor who got Kennedy cousin Michael Skakel convicted of murdering 15-year-old Martha Moxley admitted yesterday that his top investigator might have been paid for helping a reporter on a...

MAYOR PITCHES METAL BATS, COUNCIL CRIES FOUL

The Bloomberg administration came out swinging yesterday against a City Council proposal to ban metal bats during high-school baseball games. Marty Oestreicher, the head of the Public Schools Athletic League,...

TOT LEFT IN CAB BUT ALL FARE WELL

A cabby unwittingly drove off with a passenger's 2-month-old son yesterday - sending the mom racing to Brooklyn car services in a desperate hunt for her baby. Jasmine Stigall, 19,...

WTC CLEANUP A 'RUSH' JOB

The NYPD officer in charge of the cleanup at Ground Zero said yesterday the city rushed to clean up the site, even though he and others told officials that they...

NYPD 'ERR' GUN - SHOOTING AN 'ACCIDENT'

The NYPD yesterday concluded that a veteran cop "accidentally" let off the single shot that wounded a teen partygoer inside a crowded Upper East Side apartment over the weekend. Deputy...

RUDY STUMPS IN THE SOUTH TO SAVE SENATE

Rudy Giuliani swept into Tennessee to support Republican Bob Corker in his campaign against Harold Ford Jr. yesterday, becoming the latest celeb to lend his well-known name to the contentious...

A GOP BOUNCE-BACK? ANOTHER MEDIA TEST

FOR those who follow political news, there are now two kinds of time: Mainstream Media Time and Blog Time. If your clock's set to Mainstream Media Time, you believe for...

ASTOR WILL 'NO GAIN' FOR SON

Anthony Marshall had nothing to gain from an amendment to multimillionaire mom Brooke Astor's will that's being investigated for forgery, his lawyer said yesterday. Investigators from the Manhattan District Attorney's...

CHRISTIAN 'CHARITY' FOR GOPERS - EVANGELICALS UNFAZED BY FOLEY AFFAIR: POLLS

WASHINGTON - Democratic hopes that evangelical Christians, outraged over ex-Rep. Mark Foley's sex scandal, will stay home on Election Day appear to have gone up in smoke, polls has found....

IDIOT 'BANDIT' UNMASKS SELF

A bungling Long Island gas-station bandit was busted after he lifted his ski mask - and a clerk recognized him as a former employee, cops said yesterday. The clerk, who...

GARDEN OF EDEN - MSG'S 50 GREATEST MOMENTS

The World's Most Famous Arena is ready to disclose its most famous moments. A new TV show will count down the 50 greatest events that took place at Madison Square...

S.I. BEEP'S GRANDSON GETS WRIST SLAP IN ASSAULTS

The grandson of Staten Island Borough President James Molinaro inked a sweet deal with prosecutors yesterday, pleading guilty to playing a role in two brutal attacks in return for community...

TERROR RULES STREETS - 'P.C.' COWARDICE DOOMS FIGHT AGAINST IRAQ'S KILLERS

WHETHER the issue is domestic law and order or fighting foreign wars, the great fallacy of the left is the belief that protecting the "human rights" of killers is more...

COP RATS ON KNUCKLEHEADS

One of New York's Finest testified yesterday about the brass-knuckle beating he took after engaging in some horseplay with the daughter of a Mafia soldier. Police Officer Michael Volpicella, 35,...

SCAFFOLD TRAGEDIES - 59TH ST. BRIDGE, 5 AVE. DEATHS

Separate, horrifying scaffolding accidents claimed the lives of two construction workers yesterday - a man who plummeted from the 59th Street Bridge and another who fell six stories from a...

'MEAT' & GREET - PLAZA PLANNED FOR DISTRICT

Residents and business owners want to create a public pedestrian plaza at the trendy if chaotic crossroads of Ninth Avenue and Gansevoort, Little West 12th and Greenwich streets. The overflow...

FOUL FLY BAWL - YANKEE PLANE ORNAMENT

Talk about bad timing. A new Yankee Christmas ornament sanctioned by Major League Baseball and bearing the team's official logo features a beaming Santa waving - as he pilots a...

PERMIT-FREE CABBY PLAN SAFE: BLOOMY

The city's plan to stop asking prospective taxi drivers to provide proof that they are legal residents will not endanger the security of New Yorkers, a spokeswoman for Mayor Bloomberg...

3 SLAIN IN BX. BASEMENT

A 56-year-old woman, her son, 36, and a 60-year-old maintenance man were found bludgeoned to death in the basement of a Bronx building yesterday, and police believe the murder weapon...

WOMAN CHOOSES BREAST OP TO AVOID CANCER - MASTECTOMY FOR HEALTHY GAL, 23

She didn't have breast cancer, but it was in her genes. So Lindsay Avner, at age 23, decided to undergo a double mastectomy. She preferred dealing with it now, before...

DARKER DAYS AHEAD FOR DISGRACED COMPTROLLER

ALBANY - The Ethics Commission's findings of wrongdoing by Comptroller Alan Hevesi yesterday are just the start of the embattled Democrat's problems. The state Legislature now has the report and,...

BIGGER PAYDAYS LIE AHEAD FOR CITY POLS

City Council members would get 25 percent raises under a plan crafted by a panel set up by Mayor Bloomberg to review the pay of the city's elected officials. The...

BOOZE, GUNS, CIGARS ALL PART OF SPANO STRATEGY

ALBANY - Veteran Westchester Sen. Nicholas Spano spent thousands of dollars in campaign money on jewelry, booze, cigars and a membership at a gun club, The Post has learned. A...

'BATH ROOM' BREAK - TRANSGENDER VICTORY

Transgender people yesterday won the right to use any bathroom they choose at MTA rail stations after a woman who sued for that privilege reached an agreement with the transit...

RAP SOURCERESS GETS $15M - JURY SLAPS MAG'S AX

The hip-hop bible must repent. So says a federal jury that yesterday ordered The Source magazine and its foulmouthed founders to pay its first female editor $15.5 million for firing...

PARENTS IN 'SHAKEN BABY' PROBE ALREADY LOST A CHILD

The parents of a 4-month old boy fighting for his life in a hospital had another baby who died and a third who was placed in foster care, the Administration...

HILL RIVAL USES THE 'L' WORD

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's GOP challenger recently used the word "lesbian" while chatting about her, it was revealed yesterday. Candidate John Spencer, who has gotten into hot water before with...

LIQUOR IS GOOD FOR THE TICKER

Here's the latest toast to the possible advantages of alcohol - a new report says moderate drinking may help even healthy guys lower their risk of heart attack. "Even if...

HUSBAND, KIDS FIND MA SLAIN

A woman was found stabbed to death last night by her horrified husband and two young daughters as they returned to their apartment from an after-school program, police said. Janet...

JOE JABS FOE NED AS 'LIAR'

Sen. Joe Lieberman called Democratic rival Ned Lamont a liar in the final three-way debate of the Connecticut Senate race last night. Lieberman, hitting back at Lamont's line that he's...

ALAN A BOOK$ WORM: PROBE - STATE'S FISCAL HONCHO LIED, CHEATED AND STOLE IN CHAUFFEUR SCHEME, SAYS BOMBSHELL REPORT

ALBANY - State Comptroller Alan Hevesi "knowingly and intentionally" broke the law by using a state worker to chauffeur his wife, tried to justify the action by falsely claiming her...

JURORS GET TO SOURCE OF PROBLEM

Jurors began deliberating the sexual harassment case against The Source yesterday after the hiphop magazine's first female editor asked for more than $17 million in damages. "Kimberly Osorio's career in...

HERE'S TO YOUR HEALTH - GOOD BOOZE NEWS

Here's the latest toast to the possible advantages of drinking - a new report says that even really healthy guys who drink moderately may have a lower risk of heart...

ALL IN DAY'S WORK FOR JEN - '24 HOUR' STRETCH ON BROADWAY

Talk about your short runs: Jennifer Aniston was set to make her Broadway debut last night - and be out of the show by the time you read this. You...

JINTS FINALLY IN 'TOP' FORM - ALONE IN 1ST PLACE AFTER BASHING 'BOYS

Giants 36 - Cowboys 22 IRVING, Texas - Alone. That's where the Giants find themselves after last night's convincing 36-22 victory over the Cowboys at Texas Stadium, a performance that...

UP AND RUNNING

JETS REPORT CARDQUARTERBACKS: B+ Chad Pennington (16-22, 189 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 94.7 rating) made one bad mistake with a chance to put the Lions away with his INT...

PLAX IN DOUBLE TROUBLE

GIANT NOTES IRVING, Texas - The Cowboys last season were successful in keeping receiver Plaxico Burress under wraps. In two games, Burress caught nine passes for 102 yards and no...

DEVILS HEED WAKE-UP CALL

DEVILS at PENGUINS - Tonight:7:00 - Versus; WFAN (660) Content to contain, Devils defensemen always played for time. This season's major switch from passive to aggressive defending hasn't yet become...

RANGERS FIGHT 'D'-PRESSION

The Rangers aren't far from the top of the standings, but that is more a factor of their placement in the utterly mediocre Atlantic Division than a credit to their...

BOUNCING BACK FROM 1-2 PUNCH - LOSS IN SEATTLE A GIANT WAKE-UP CALL

IRVING, Texas - It is entirely possible that the Giants' season was saved because of the despair they experienced far out west in Seattle. There they were, down and out,...

HORSE HERPES SCARE FORCES N.J. QUARANTINE

Because of an unconfirmed case of equine herpes virus over the weekend at Monmouth Park, New Jersey Sports & Exposition Authority officials have banned all horses shipping anywhere from Monmouth,...

JUST PART OF THE GAME

ST. LOUIS - Kenny Rogers almost certainly cheated and you know what that makes him: A major league baseball player. And don't start sermonizing now about the good old days....

ISIAH'S BRACING FOR WORST

Malik Rose promises his Knicks will actually reach the playoffs this season. But if they're to do so, they'll have to survive a brutal November, one that Isiah Thomas already...

BLOOM'S OFF ROSE - JALEN'S POINT OUTPUT 'NOTHING' TO SPEAK OF

JALEN Rose is a distinct threat to rewrite the NBA exhibition-season record books. With only two games left for the Knicks - tonight at home against the 76ers and later...

FRANK PUMPS UP VOLUME

NET NOTES Music calms the savage beast. It also makes practices seem like the real thing. Coach Lawrence Frank pumped up the volume yesterday and ran his Nets through a...

CHEAT IS ON - OPINIONS SPLIT ON ROGERS

ST. LOUIS - Kenny Rogers said yesterday he doesn't put anything illegal on baseballs. However, not everybody associated with the veteran lefty agrees with him. Rogers was caught by a...

NACHBAR'S SPUNK IMPRESSES NETS

Bostjan Nachbar arrived in New Jersey last year at the trading deadline and promptly became as much a part of the Nets as a chipped hockey puck. The team had...

MUSSINA TO YANKS: LET'S TALK

Mike Mussina's agent told The Post yesterday he expects to start talking to the Yankees about bringing the veteran right-hander back. "We expect to begin talks in the near future...

STRAHAN GETS EVEN WITH LT

GIANT NOTES IRVING, Texas - Any time a defensive player can have his name linked to Lawrence Taylor for a football achievement, it's a big deal. So it is for...

ARRINGTON OUT - FINISHED FOR YEAR AFTER TORN ACHILLES

IRVING, Texas - Just when LaVar Arrington was coming on for the Giants, he'll be out for the remainder of the season with a devastating injury suffered last night against...

NO REGRETS - WILLIE: I MADE RIGHT MOVE IN GAME 7

Willie Randolph believes not bunting was the right move. The Mets' season ended last Thursday night at Shea, with the Cardinals taking Game 7 of the NLCS. The Mets, though,...

TONY DOESN'T DIG INTO DIRT - LA RUSSA DISMISSES ROGERS INCIDENT

ST. LOUIS - How much of an issue in the Cardinals' clubhouse was Tony La Russa not making more of a stink over Kenny Rogers having what certainly looked like...

BAD TIME FOR A BAD DECISION

ST. LOUIS - In Tony La Russa's next career, maybe he can become the czar of amateur baseball, or the chairman of Little League, places where things like the purity...

STAYING GROUNDED - OVERACHIEVING JETS DON'T WANT TO LOOK TOO FAR AHEAD

The human-nature temptation sits in front of the Jets like a hanging curveball. They're 4-3, well above the public's expectation before the season began, having already matched their 2005 win...

MARTIN'S EVALUATION NEXT WEEK

Eric Mangini yesterday said the Jets' plan remains the same with regard to Curtis Martin in that they'll look at him and evaluate him next week. "Next week would be...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

The town of Troy, Texas, has fired its entire police department. The police chief and three officers were axed for reasons ranging from poor performance to insubordination, according to the...