Comedian Andrew Schulz claims ‘robot’ Kim Kardashian was ‘disassociated’ at Tom Brady roast
Andrew Schulz compared Kim Kardashian to a “robot … with no human aspect” after observing her at “The Roast of Tom Brady.”
The comedian, 40, recently claimed on his “Flagrant” podcast that Kardashian “sat with perfect posture for three hours straight” and seemed “disassociated” during the live Netflix special on May 5.
He explained, “[She] smiled, laughed. I’ve never seen anything like that. Completely unaffected.”
Schulz also reflected on the “striking, perfectly symmetrical” reality star’s reaction to being savagely booed onstage — which was later edited out by the streaming platform.
“Even when she was up there, they were kind of booing her,” Schulz recalled on the May 8 episode. “It didn’t make her smile. It didn’t make her sad. It was nothing.”
In contrast, the rest of the crowd was like a “Buffalo Bills tailgate,” he joked.
The “Guy Code” alum added, “Kim’s up there doing her set and then this guy in the stands, out of nowhere, just goes, ‘Bitch! It was as if he had been holding it in for a whole minute and he just couldn’t hold it anymore.
“Just seeing Kim Kardashian on stage for three minutes was too much for him to hold it in.”
The Skims creator, 43, poked fun at 2023 dating rumors about herself and Brady, 46, while roasting the athlete.
“I wasn’t going to come tonight,” she began her set. “But since I’m not here as Tom’s date, there’s still a good chance I might.”
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The “Kardashians” star joked that Brady reminded her too much of Caitlyn Jenner, due to the quarterback’s “high cheekbones [and] silky hair.”
The retired NFL player clapped back with a dig of his own when he took the stage at the end of the night.
“I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight. Not because of this but because her kids are at home with their dad,” the seven-time Super Bowl winner said of Kardashian’s ex-husband, Kanye West, and their four children — North, 10, Saint, 8, Chicago, 6, and Psalm, 5.
The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” alum shook her head and gave Brady a tight smile.
Comedian Nikki Glaser was surprised by the joke, telling “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” viewers that she assumed wisecracks about Kardashian were “off limits.”
“She takes enough of a beating,” Glaser, 39, said. “She’s not on the stage. … I was like, ‘I didn’t even know we could really go there.'”
Kardashian first showed off her comedic chops as a “Saturday Night Live” host in October 2021, which Schulz applauded at the time.
“She delivered the [jokes] well,” he gushed to podcast listeners. “She was able to build some momentum.”
