GOOD LUCK, BABE! Chappell Roan

• the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(
• "he ain't white he french!"
• lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression
• florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses
• "what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat
• louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building
• "i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"
• grace calling lestat louis' white daddy
• louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy
• louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay
• "we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"
• louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window
• tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer
• the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss
• armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life
• armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about
• armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more
• "are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"
• the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ
• french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park
• daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin
• daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick
• daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall
• armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized
• armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories
• armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial
• santiago small dick reveal
• lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi
• "siri pause"

1. He hooked up with Louis in 1973
2. Then listened to him rant about his ex for 8 hours
3. After which Louis tried to kill him
4. He woke up in a second location and was like wow my craziest trip yet!
5. He didn't hear from Louis for 50 years
6. Until he gets an email like hey bb sorry about the murder attempt do u wanna come to Dubai? u can interview me again i probably won't kill you :)
7. And he's like yeah sure
8. And then he still spent the whole time bullying him

my coven is claudia