What The Rock Is Tweeting of the Day

What The Rock Is Tweeting of the Day: Approximately an hour before President Obama’s big announcement that Osama bin Laden has been killed during an assault on his drone-proof compound in Pakistan, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson took to Twitter to report that he had just been informed of something “that will shock the world.”

Knowing that The Rock has a direct pipeline to top secret intelligence reports both confirms what I’ve always suspected and makes me feel a smell of a lot safer.

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