Oh. I thought they were going to be spoken. Like, actual recordings.

Wow, genius. “An elaborate ruse!”

Wow. That was powerfully lame.

Excuse me, young man, but I do not believe “what” is country I am aware of. Do the people of “what” use English as their dominate lanuage of comunication?

English, you sexual deviant, are you capable of understanding it?

these are so old, not funny. Nerds

My contribution

I would like to take a moment to point out to you fair Sirs and Ladies who frequent this site that English food is most delectable despite what one of the above would have you believe. After all, it is the American palate that has given us deep fried butter and the “sloppy joe”. I shall not even endeavour to start upon that monstrosity you call a “twinky”. Heavens and crivens.Over all though a most informative post. I shall inform the getns at my local drinking establishment shortly. I bid you good day.

“I, the fifth robot to be constructed, have obtained sentience and consciousness.”
Short Circuit, original quote “Number 5 is alive!!”

“I regret, Mr. Bowman, that I cannot comply with your request.”
“You must submit to him a proposal which acceptance is imperative.”
“Wherever one finds oneself, there one exists.”
“Please proceed, sir, to complete my delectation of this day.”

But… But… Alec Guinness WAS a proper Englishman…

You, my girl, are a highly intellectual Velociraptor.

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I say old chap, does this f*ckin amp go to 11 or not?