Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) has contributed to Slacktory. She’s more often on the Hairpin, writing texts from literary characters. She’s a Twitter poet.
CAN MUSLIMS BREASTFEED??? -next cover of Newsweek ARE LESBIANS AUTISTIC??
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) September 17, 2012
A RAISIN IS A PRETTY FUCKED UP THING TO DO TO A GRAPE
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) September 23, 2012
did u know in the wild asteroids & meteors are beautiful jewel-toned animals that communicate thru song? all we ever see are their bones tho
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) August 16, 2012
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