The joke of Twitter’s #VinDieselSunday isn’t quite that Vin Diesel is dumb… it’s that he sort of sees the world like a child. An alien child. An autistic alien child.

Every Sunday, very funny Twitter users think of ways that Vin Diesel would misinterpret normal things:

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/272738655972511746

https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/272780537184268288

https://twitter.com/gavinspeiller/status/272772547563634689

The best thing is that there are very few lame ones. Sift through the hashtag search and sure, some aren’t gold, but they’re all at least bronze. Only the pros come out for Vin Diesel Sunday.

https://twitter.com/Leemanish/status/272769664906571776

https://twitter.com/WaynesBasement/status/270392019409588224

https://twitter.com/gavinspeiller/status/270382737913937920

https://twitter.com/Travon/status/270253192166649856

https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/270241376665481216

https://twitter.com/NickBossRoss/status/270238450043744256

https://twitter.com/S_T_Campbell/status/270235067262058496

https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/270229789560946689

https://twitter.com/thejoshpatten/status/270216832517029889

https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/270213139457527808

https://twitter.com/gavinspeiller/status/270195278303334401

https://twitter.com/ahuj9/status/267670569552605184

https://twitter.com/gavinspeiller/status/272751590501392384

https://twitter.com/minermikeminer/status/272734436007763968

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