A few weeks ago, I took a picture of this ad I found on the NY Subway and forgot to do anything with it. I apologize, my mind was elsewhere — probably unpacking the trip’s later encounter with a young man who tried to elicit money from me by “tying my shoe for Jesus” and was then baffled by the way I wear my laces*.
Anyway, thanks to my Twitter friends @Thalesdisciple and @mackenzief, this ad is back on my radar and can finally get the ridicule it deserves.
Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom gets criticized for its unintelligent female characters. But you have to view it in context of Sorkin’s whole career. It gets much, much worse.
George Clooney is such a prankster that a celebrity gossip/YouTube carnival blog invented a noun for him. None of us at Slacktory are that clever, so I covered for it with a big-ass infographic with friendly, brightly-colored text.
If any of these can’t be confirmed on Google, then I guess they’re a scoop. MUST CREDIT SLACKTORY, etc.
Everyone on the FX show Archer tends toward chaotic neutral, so I mapped them out on two different axes: Niceness and competence.
Maslow had a hierarchy of needs, we have this.
“Drugs are bad, mmkay?” doesn’t really cover it. Are they neutral bad or chaotic bad?
Philip Seymour Hoffman. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. But he has gotten to play the entire range of alignments from Dungeons and Dragons.
You know the alignment system in Dungeons & Dragons? It applies to everyone! Especially movies about good vs. evil.
See our Hunger Games chart! Sorry we couldn’t pack in more evil. »
Because NBC’s Community will soon go on hiatus, we’ll have to fill the rest of the season with memey bullshit. Like Slacktory’s D&D alignment chart for Jeff, Troy, Britta, Abed, Shirley, Pierce, Annie, Chang and the Dean.
So there’s the 99%, who are mad at the 1%. There’s the 53%, who are mad at the 99% but are often actually the 47%. And there’s the 1% who give no fucks.
Here’s how these groups see each other, using only advice memes.
It’s really tough to differentiate between the two common childhood conditions of A.D.D. and A.D.H.D. And a correct diagnosis is crucial for children, parents and teachers. So I’ve made a helpful chart to clarify the issue.
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