Reverse Racism Randy’s schtick is pretty obvious. He wants to feel oppressed, despite playing life on Easy Mode.
(Randy is based on a picture of Senator Jon Tester, who actually seems really decent. This meme is a response to his face alone, not his politics.)
See how Reverse Racism Randy handles life in this new advice meme. »
The head of Apple Retail, John Browett, recently decided it would be a good idea to cut back on staffing in the stores. While Apple backpedals, you can have fun applying Browett’s thinking to everything else in the world, with our Browett Makes It Better advice meme!
Anderson Cooper coming out of the closet ruined a lot of fantasies and left a lot of women distraught. But here’s how you can incorporate AC’s news into your thoughts to have the ultimate fantasy!
See 14 more straight sexual fantasies about a gay Anderson Cooper. »
“FOLLOW THIS BLOG. You’ll love it on your dashboard.”
If you use Tumblr long enough, you come to hate this on your dashboard. It’s the tagline of the 1000notes network, the mouth sore that follows massively reblogged posts around Tumblr.
But from now on, you can imagine it being said by one of your favorite memes, and then maybe seeing it won’t make you want to shoot your dashboard quite as much.
You know those Photoshops that pile every meme into one crowded picture? Why isn’t there a GIF version of that?
Well now there is.
Say hi to every photobomber and crasher in this ultimate (and really slow-loading) animated GIF. »
Motivational Mayan Calendar feels bad about his role in the end of life as we know it, so he’s making it up to us by giving us words of wisdom to help us accept our fate and maybe even survive, if not thrive, on post-apocalyptic earth.
Take his advice and stop sweating the small stuff so we can enjoy our last year as earth’s dominant species. Listen and be prepared for what comes next, just in case you live to see it.
Read the Mayan Calendar’s advice, for the little time that it will matter. »
Philosotoddler is a new Reddit/Quickmeme advice meme combining Philosoraptor with the current fad of toddler/baby memes. We made some.
Jokes about the old indestructible Nokia 3310 cellphone are currently labeled by Know Your Meme as a “recent fad, with a lot of possibilities of becoming a meme.” We’re gonna make it a meme. This is how the internet works now.
KYM credits 9Gag for creating the meme, which probably means someone on Reddit made it. Here are a few of the original posts.
The guy holding up Mitt Romney’s chair in Iowa isn’t just some volunteer. He’s been at this job for a long time. HAHAHA PHOTOSHOP, BROS.
I didn’t want to ruin Christmas for you, so I saved this until a time when it’s okay to imagine Santa as a hellspawn.
Jeff Wysaski runs Pleated-Jeans.
There are two reactions to advice memes: “What a funny joke!” and “Oh my god I do that.” The more these provoke Reaction #2, the sorrier I feel for you.
You poor thing. First World Problems tell you how petty your complaints are, and Third World Successes tell you how bad some people have it.
Rich People Problems are here to remind you not to buck up, because somewhere, someone’s problems are wayyy less serious than yours.
Except for the hooker one. That sounds like some legit trouble there. »
Horny Shakespeare is an original Slacktory advice meme about the Bard having sexytimes.
Problem Yelper is that dick customer who makes a million demands of businesses and then still unfairly slams them on Yelp. It’s specific, sure, but you know that kind of person.
Many thanks to Fuck You Yelper and this Yelp thread for inspiration. The pic is Fran from Black Books.
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