I’m getting scared of Siri’s power.
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Tila Tequila’s descent into conspiracy-theory madness
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Horse_ebooks poetry: “During This Turbulent Life”
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Steve Urkel wasn’t a geek. He was a powerful sorcerer.
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Top 7 ways to close a container
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Comic: Drunky Smurfs
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Supercut: Bruce Willis causes massive property damage
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How are they going to top “Batman and Robin”?
Nick and Siri
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Nick and Siri: Siri Cools Off
It’s been a brutal summer, and the heat is killing Siri.
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Nick and Siri Celebrate Passive Voice Day, No Wait, Horse Day
It has been declared Passive Voice Day! Things will only be said in— NEIGHHHHH! NEIGHHHHH! WE’RE ALL HORSES TODAY! Nick, don’t be an idiot! Siri, don’t be a nerd!
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Nick and Siri: Siri Teaches Spanish
Guys, I just had the WORST vacation in Costa Rica.
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Nick and Siri: Siri Writes a Novel
I discovered Siri’s secret project, and it’s gross.
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Nick and Siri: Rock God
Nick saw Apple’s “Rock God” ad, and now he thinks he’s a musician.
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Nick and Siri: Worst Push-Up Ever
Siri here. I believed that since my owner had no brains, he might have some brawn. Unfortunately, that was too optimistic.
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Nick and Siri: Crossword Puzzle
Hello. This is Siri speaking. Please rescue me. I am being forced to solve crosswords for this idiot— shh, he’s coming, pretend I’m just finding you a sushi bar!
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How to Make Siri Say Something Funny
Have you seen the funny answers Siri gives to philosophical questions? But when you tried it yourself, she was boring? The tech blogs never mention this, but first you have to get Siri high.
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Training Siri
Apple’s new iPhone 4S comes with Siri, an automated assistant that talks to you. Slacktory editor Nick Douglas spent time training Siri, and they’ve grown quite close.
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