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Slacktory

  1. Hanksgiving - Jello mold to Perdition header

    Hanksgiving: Tom Hanks movie posters redone for Thanksgiving

  2. Worst IMDb lists - Howard the Duck

    The 17 worst IMDb lists

  3. Mighy Ducks movie vs NHL team

    The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim are nothing like the movie

  4. Denny's too damn high banner

    Internet memes get ad deals

  5. gumshoe diaries - detective story

    Gumshoe Diaries: “Kill me, Kate”

  6. Alice from the Brady Bunch with the Step by Step family

    “Step by Step” is basically just “The Brady Bunch”

  7. LastLinesFromGreatBooks - the monster at the end of this book

    #Last Lines From Great Books: A Twitter game

Poetry

  1. aRealLiveGhost and horse_ebooks avatars

    A CRASH: A poem by @horse_ebooks

    Kimberly Walters (@aRealLiveGhost) builds poems out of tweets from @horse_ebooks. She’s given us an exclusive series of them. Here’s the latest, a companion piece to this poem.

    Previously: Kimmy’s first poem for Slacktory.

    Original tweets: 1,
    2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

  2. aRealLiveGhost and horse_ebooks avatars

    Horse_ebooks poetry: “During This Turbulent Life”

    Kimberly Walters tweets as @aRealLiveGhost. She searches through the massive 16,195-tweet archive of the Twitter bot @horse_ebooks, picks out specific tweets, then retweets them in a sequence to create a poem. She’s given us a set of exclusive poems. Here’s the first.

    Read ‘During This Turbulent Life’. »

  3. Limericks with rage faces

    Six Limericks About Reddit

    My god, that comment’s astounding!
    It answered this issue confounding.
    But whom do I thank?
    What’s the username? “SPANK_
    NAKED_PUPPIES_AND_GIVE_THEM_A_POUNDING”?
    Idea stolen from here

    The faces you see inside fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
    Can be derpy, or hairy or blue.
    Or Forever Alone
    With no texts on his phone,
    But not Rage Face. That one we withdrew.

    Read four more limericks about Reddit. »

  4. Redditor's Wife - Come the fuck to sleep

    Come the Fuck to Sleep: The Internet Widow’s Rhyme

    At last night’s live 4chan variety show, editor Nick Douglas’s girlfriend Rachel Fershleiser read a poem she’d written, an internet version of Go the Fuck to Sleep. Some of these links are super-NSFW, with sound.

    You’ve seen every advice dog on Tumblr
    And Portal has beeped its last beep.
    The redditors logged off, the 4channers silenced,
    Now please for fuck’s sake come to sleep.

    You’ve checked Xtube and YouPorn and Bangbus.
    There’s nothing left to which to fap.
    The Suicide Girls start to all look the same.
    Let’s at least take a short fucking nap?

    I don’t care if that slut’s a cum dumpster… »

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