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Slacktory

  1. Hanksgiving - Jello mold to Perdition header

    Hanksgiving: Tom Hanks movie posters redone for Thanksgiving

  2. Worst IMDb lists - Howard the Duck

    The 17 worst IMDb lists

  3. Mighy Ducks movie vs NHL team

    The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim are nothing like the movie

  4. Denny's too damn high banner

    Internet memes get ad deals

  5. gumshoe diaries - detective story

    Gumshoe Diaries: “Kill me, Kate”

  6. Alice from the Brady Bunch with the Step by Step family

    “Step by Step” is basically just “The Brady Bunch”

  7. LastLinesFromGreatBooks - the monster at the end of this book

    #Last Lines From Great Books: A Twitter game

Twitter

  1. Windows 8 Mad Libs

    WPWordFlow reveals Microsoft’s opinion of its users

    Yo momma is the largest city in America. Batman and I don’t understand each other. Guess what I’m wearing shorts lol jk. These are a few of the texts Microsoft thinks you want to send to other human beings.

    WPWordFlow is a relatively new Twitter account that explores the predictive text feature on Windows Phone 8. According to the profile, “Every word except the first one is added sequentially using Windows Phone 8’s suggested words bar.”

    Some of them make total sense:

    With others, you can’t help but sense a bit of the stereotypical Microsoft nerd seep in:

    See the weirder tweets that Windows 8 writes. »

  2. LOUBEGA

    Ladies and Gentlemen, @LouBegaFacts

    One, two, threefourfive

    There’s a new Twitter I’m obsessed with

    And it’s called @LouBegaFacts

    …I must stay deep ’cause talk is a cheap:

    A little bit of Rita is all I need…

  3. dumbum

    What every one letter Twitter handle is up to lately

    @a - Andrei Zmievski -

    @b – Brian Griffing -

    @c – Coley Cheng -

    Continue the alphabet. »

  4. Central Casting Twitter icon

    The Best Twitter Casting Calls From Central Casting

    Central Casting is on Twitter. Their bio:

    We are Central Casting! The leading background actors casting company in the United States since 1925! And these are our tweets:)

    So charming!

    The New York Observer noticed some great casting-call tweets for HBO’s Girls. So I dug through the company’s NY and LA feeds from the last three years and found all the best casting calls. Some are funny, some just evoke a great story. (If you look like a “hipster” you could be an extra in everything. Same if you are a baby.)

    In New York:

    See dozens of tweets from Central Casting. »

  5. @Alittleracist: Retweets and gets into arguments with people who tweet racist things.

    Via: /r/twitter

  6. GuarascioPort banner

    @GuarascioPort: Tweets From the Now-Dead Witty Fake Twitter Account of the New “Community” Showrunners

    You already know that Sony replaced Community showrunner Dan Harmon with the two guys who ran Just Shoot Me!. You might also know that Sony sent out a stupid memo to Community‘s cast, feeding them stupid lines about this stupid change.

    You might even know about the fake Twitter account for Community’s new show runners, David Guarascio and Moses Port. But did you know that it just got shut down? Did the parodists just change their name to something less likely to confuse total idiots? Or did Sony ask Twitter to swing the banhammer?

    UPDATE: The account’s back. Or it just wasn’t loading for us. Or something! But we’re having trouble embedding tweets, so if you’re having trouble too, see our screencap below.

    See (almost) all of @GuarascioPort’s tweets. »

  7. Tilda Swinton

    @NotTildaSwinton: Fake Tilda Swinton Twitter Account Funnier Than Fake Everything Else

    Know how articles say “Forget X, here’s Y!”? I always substitute “fuck” for “forget”. In this case, X = fake Zooey Deschanel and Y = fake Tilda Swinton, @NotTildaSwinton on Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/NotTildaSwinton/status/204762702315393025

    https://twitter.com/NotTildaSwinton/status/204777136660295680

    https://twitter.com/NotTildaSwinton/status/204795174361112576

    Read eight more Not Tilda Swinton tweets. »

  8. Zooey Deschanel talks to Siri

    All the Best Tweets from the “Zooey Asks Siri” Novelty Twitter

    @ZooeySiri is full of questions Zooey Deschanel would ask Siri. You know, because she did that iPhone ad where she was whimsical with Siri.

    Man, people really like to mock tweedom.

    http://twitter.com/ZooeySiri/status/203674268050006017

    http://twitter.com/ZooeySiri/status/197880979770191872

    http://twitter.com/ZooeySiri/status/198134293220966400

    Read the rest of ZooeySiri’s best tweets. »

  9. Barack Obama hand to ear

    The Best Twitter Jokes About Barack Obama Endorsing Gay Marriage

    Something happened in the world, so it’s time for a Slacktory roundup of the jokes about it.

    Warning: If you’re not happy about this event, you’ll want to stop reading and go fuck yourself.

    https://twitter.com/filthyrichmond/status/200320346837102593

    https://twitter.com/delrayser/status/200321404623785984

    https://twitter.com/jensenclan88/status/200336770007707649

    Read more funny tweets about Obama’s announcement, plus a couple about North Carolina’s idiot amendment. »

  10. Junior Seau

    People on Twitter Making a “Junior Séance” Joke

    Former NFL linebacker Junior Seau died yesterday, apparently a suicide. Twitter made jokes. Well, Twitter made a joke. And it was just a few awful people. Whom we are now commemorating.

    Here’s something you didn’t know about and didn’t want. »

  11. Hello, yes this is dog cropped

    The Associated Press Wants to Interview Dog Owners, Just Any Dog Owners

    The Associated Press tweeted yesterday: “Are you a dog owner? AP would like to talk to you for an article. Please email jnoveck@ap.org or call 212-621-7115.”

    They deleted the tweet, according to their media relations director, because their reporter got “inundated with emails and calls.” Meanwhile, other fake journalists teased them:

    See Michael’s meme, and more Twitter fuckery. »

  12. Chris Brown Challenger

    This Guy Wants a UFC Cage Match With Chris Brown

    @ChrsBrwnChllnge is 5’7″, 160 lbs and 24 years old. He wants to fight with Chris Brown — doesn’t have to be televised or even public, just a man-on-man fight.

    He tweets:

    He has 1,357 followers after posting a Reddit thread, which contains this gem:

    Surely there are better ways to go on a date with Chris Brown.

    Man, it must suck to spend the rest of your life having people hate you for that time you beat your girlfriend, and that other time you beat your girlfriend, and that time you danced at a club the day you got sentenced for beating your girlfriend, and that time you acted like the world owes it to you to forget all of this happened and not at least try to act like there’s a long healing process ahead.

  13. scared cat

    Read Cat Fancy’s Fake Twitter Account Before It’s Gone

    The Awl‘s email newsletter notes that thanks to some jerkoff at Yahoo, the parody Twitter account of Cat Fancy Magazine might get shut down for trademark violation. And I’d only just heard it existed!

    Quick, read their tweets before it happens. »

  14. Mark Zuckerberg in a suit

    The Best Twitter Jokes About Facebook’s IPO

    Facebook filed for an IPO today! It’s a… dry… topic for humor. But Twitter took a shot at it.

    Read more IPO tweets. »

  15. Hardly working

    Twitter Game: #lifehacks

    Lifehacks! They make your life more things! Do the places! Be yes!

    Read like 30 more lifehacks for a lifer life! »

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