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  1. My Dinner With Andre Google Images

    #LessInterestingMovies: A Twitter game

    Last night (and into this morning), Twitter people were playing #LessInterestingMovies. I feel like we’ve played this hashtag game many times before. Which makes it less interesting and thus PERFECTLY SELF-REFERENTIAL.

    See more less interesting movies. »

  2. BlackBerryIdeas Twitter avatar mangled

    Follow Thursday: @blackberryideas

    I always pick the wrong ideas for novelty accounts. It’s always something I get sick of after like twenty posts. Blackberry, surprisingly, is not such an account.

    By using the same broken English as fake Presidential candidate Matt Romney, reading @blackberryideas feels like hearing people with far more self-respect than brains, scrabbling to conquer something much larger than themselves. It’s like watching an unlikeable Don Quixote who’s already lost, but a lot more fun than that sounds.

    Read more great tweets from @blackberryideas. »

  3. LastLinesFromGreatBooks - the monster at the end of this book

    #Last Lines From Great Books: A Twitter game

    Yesterday, Twitter users listed fake last lines from famous books.

    I’m not sure whether this tag started as something sincere; after a while there were plenty of people quoting the actual ends of all the Hunger Games and Harry Potter. But there were also all these good jokes:

    See a couple dozen more of the absolute best book jokes. »

  4. Charles Dickens writes fanfic

    The best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets (Volume 2)

    “You’re tearing this family apart,” Matriarch Sonic told Tails, “with your shitty Christmas gifts of single rings wrapped in aluminum foil.” “It’s your fault!” said Tails. “You’re the subject of too many satirical National Novel Writing Month tweets!” Sonic almost smacked Tails across the face, but s/he knew it to be true. S/he and her/is fedora were bringing shame upon their suburban dynasty.

    They barely calmed down for Thanksgiving dinner, both staring at their phones reading Slacktory’s picks of the best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets. They’d already devoured volume 1, and they now dug into the second course.

    Read many more excellent NaNoWriMo jokes. »

  5. fanfic writer

    The best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets (Volume 1)

    I strapped another BatoPak to my fingers. It had been a hard month writing Future Articles for Future Slacktory, the last comedy blog on the internet after everyone realized CollegeHumor was made of stupidheads.

    I took a break to read the #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets that made fun of National Novel Writing Month. They were all good. But maybe if I trimmed away the redundant ones and picked the very best, I could survive another day in the War on Things I Don’t Like.

    See hecka more #NaNoWriMoOpeners jokes. »

  6. zombie comedian

    Twitter game: #SpookyStandups

    It’s Halloween versions of standup comedians! Irish_Dinosaur started the game this morning:

    And then there were hella more.

    See them all, IF YOU DARE MWAHAHA, SPOOKY! »

  7. Springtime for Hitler

    The Best #failedmusicals Twitter Jokes From the Last 24 Hours

    Comedian Christian Finnegan started this game last evening:

    And Twitter blew the hell up.

    See more tweets from the #failedmusicals hashtag. »

  8. Seinfeld glitch

    Approximate Seinfeld: Today’s Best Stupid Twitter Game

    There are only like 20 participating tweets, but they’re so fun because they don’t really follow one set of rules.

    See five more. »

  9. The 10 Best Twitter Jokes From #NASASummerVacation

    Not a big game! There were only, like, 40 or 50 tweets in this one (started by @ahuj9, whom we last saw in the #completedbooks game). So you could go read them all. But here are the best ten.

    Read 7 more. »

  10. So many books, so little time

    #CompletedBooks: The Best Jokes From the Twitter Hashtag Game

    David Malki !, the annoyingly punctuated creator of the webcomic Wondermark, started a Twitter game a few minutes ago. It’s called #completedbooks and the only rule, I think, is that you add words to the titles of books to make them sound funny.

    It’s like a looser version of Booking Bands, the game Coudal Partners invented in 2007 off-Twitter. (That game specifically required matching a band name to a book title.)

    It also reminds me of the McSweeney’s piece “Lesser-Known Movie Prequels”.

    Now let’s read some #completedbooks-es.

    See more of the best #completedbooks tweets. »

  11. 50 People Laughing at Comedians on Twitter

    Writing “@stevemartintogo LOL” is way cooler than starring or retweeting a celebrity comedian. You’re making a unique human connection with the comedian, and they’ll probably follow you back.

    https://twitter.com/#!/CFLtvEngineer/status/192991000317263872

    https://twitter.com/#!/Ball_O_Meat/status/193108800021082113

    See 46 more people laugh at jokes. What’s so funny? Oh god, you’ll have to click on every single one! »

  12. Dick Clark with a hangover

    Twitter’s Best Jokes About Dick Clark’s Death

    Man, remember when “too soon” was a thing?

    Read over a dozen more Twitter jokes about Dick Clark’s death. »

  13. Instagram team, each worth more than Kodak

    Twitter’s Best Jokes about Facebook Buying Instagram

    Read more ‘Facebook bought Instagram’ jokes. »

  14. twitter-lottery-header

    Twitter’s Got Lottery Fever! Here’s What People Are Saying They’d Do if They Won the Lottery

    Tonight’s Mega Millions jackpot is over $640 million, and even though your odds of winning are about 1 in 175,000,000, people are already daydreaming about what they’d do with all that money.

    [blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/leeleevia/status/185835159881400320"]

    [blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/MoonMan_Pac/status/185621841983975424"]

    We picked out about a dozen more. Trust me, they get weirder. »

  15. Aplusk Twitter avatar

    People Just Figuring Out That “AplusK” Is Ashton Kutcher’s Initials

    Ashton Kutcher recently changed his Twitter avatar to the above stylized “A + K”. A lot of his fans hadn’t understood his username, @aplusk, until then. Some still don’t understand.

    [blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/BieberBeachBabe/status/184847103930023936"]

     

    [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/ameisthename/status/184793715750080513"]

     

    [blackbirdpie url="http://twitter.com/#!/itsjalislade/status/184897707570241536"]

    See more confused Kutcher fans, a surprising amount of whom have Justin-Bieber-themed usernames. »

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