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I’d like to congratulate these two actresses for their slick duo work. What seems to be the main monologue is in fact a patter set up for the mother’s impeccable timing, as she chimes in like the world’s most depressing hype man.

No real person could accidentally be this funny. These lines were honed for weeks by the Mr. Show writing team, then punched up by Mitchell and Webb. Each of those hiccups was a carefully timed sapphire placed on this jeweled crown.

The bit where the mom pulls up her…

Yes, these women are definitely fake. 

This Is Everything: This woman is definitely not real

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I asked Applebee’s if they were ready to #HireKevin. They say they’re asking him for a video.
Applebee’s, stop jerking Kevin around for free publicity! Prove you’re serious and #HireKevin!

I asked Applebee’s if they were ready to #HireKevin. They say they’re asking him for a video.

Applebee’s, stop jerking Kevin around for free publicity! Prove you’re serious and #HireKevin!

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#HireKevin: Man tries to become Applebee’s spokesman over Facebook and Twitter — and Applebee’s encourages him. Read all of Kevin Matuszak’s increasingly insane messages to Applebee’s.

#HireKevin: Man tries to become Applebee’s spokesman over Facebook and Twitter — and Applebee’s encourages him. Read all of Kevin Matuszak’s increasingly insane messages to Applebee’s.

Pleated Jeans, you’ve done it again!
Also: The phrase “cow juice” might just be enough for me to avoid all dairy for the rest of my life.

Pleated Jeans, you’ve done it again!

Also: The phrase “cow juice” might just be enough for me to avoid all dairy for the rest of my life.

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What if your hangover were a person? What if that person were really well-written, directed, and acted? That’s “Charles, Your Hangover”.

(Source: vimeo.com)

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Rainn Wilson and Craig Robinson are here to make a cute but predictable parody of that kid from Two and a Half Men’s weirdo rant against his own show.

Seriously though, this last season of the Office has been better than the last couple seasons, right?

(Source: devour.com)

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Always conscious of public opinion, during the recent war in Gaza, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) simultaneously waged a PR offensive across multiple social networks. On TumblrFacebookPinterest, the IDF has posted sharable photos andslick infographics aimed at justifying their military action. One member of the IDF’s Spokesperson’s Unit has even shared a meme extolling the power of Israel’s vaunted Iron Dome missile defense system.

Wow. The Israel Defense Forces are on Twitter, and they are not messing around.

Get the full story and more sample tweets over at: @IDFSpokesperson: A Social Media Success Story

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Krispy Kreme - Christmas

Now. Now it is Christmas.

Note how elegantly he’s “improving” as he pulls the character along from “bad rapper” to “good rapper with very silly topic choices”.

(Source: youtube.com)

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It’s really sad to see everyone fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax. You guys realize that just declaring something on your Facebook status doesn’t make it legally so, right?

More celebrities fake-falling-for-it here: Celebrities and newsmakers fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax

It’s really sad to see everyone fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax. You guys realize that just declaring something on your Facebook status doesn’t make it legally so, right?

More celebrities fake-falling-for-it here: Celebrities and newsmakers fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax