Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)

I write as Mikepattonfan. Sometimes I use words to make jokes. I believe that a unicycle is a wheelchair for double arm amputees. You can find my work on Funny or Die, Cracked.com and other, slightly dubious sites where they pay you BUT you have to do some guy on guy stuff. Interests include Comedy, predominately stand up, Filming poorly made skits, editing, Drawing, although my patience for this has eroded to the point of near nonexistence over the years, hence a lot of 'Artsy' stick figures, reading, writing, Skateboarding horrendously, Mocking any sport that's unfortunate enough to appear on my TV, Literally disintegrating every pair of panties in an eight mile radius whenever I sling on my guitar and summon forth nebulous shredding licks from the dark lord of hair metal, Chthuluh... You know, average stuff.

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