Nope

Here is a list of places you will not find me:

• Bluesky
• Cohost
• Facebook
• Instagram - I have an account that was created prior to the Facebook/Meta acquisition, but I've never used it.
• Threads
• TikTok
• Twitter/X - I had an account for many years but disabled and eventually deleted it because Elon Musk is a fascist man baby.

Here is a list of things I don't like or don't want to do:

• Having to opt-out of things you opted me in to without asking.
• Opting in to almost anything you want me to opt-in to.
• Reading your unsolicited marketing/newsletter/other mailing list email.
• Answering your phone call.
• Making a phone call.
• Navigating your phone tree.
• Answering the door.
• Watching your interstitial ad.
• Watching your full-length ad.
• Listening to your ad during a podcast.
• Reading or recycling your junk snail mail.
• Anything you leave on my front porch, ignoring my No Soliciting sign.
• Uncritical AI/LLM hype.
• AI features in your product that no one asked for while you ignore long-standing issues.
• Barking dogs.
• Screaming kids.
• Low flying aircraft noise.
• Hot weather.
• Cold weather.
• Images on the internet without alt text.
• Unsolicited advice.

This list is not exhaustive and is subject to change, deletion, and augmentation at any time with no notice.

Inspired by Jack Baty.