Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can test drive a new car.
Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies.
Y2K panic grips the Hills and their friends as the new millennium approaches.
Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property.
Bobby's passion for roping bulls turns into a quest to become a rodeo clown.