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The Best of Dear Coquette: Shady Advice From A Raging Bitch Who Has No Business Answering Any Of These Questions Hardcover – September 8, 2016

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'Whoever The Coquette is, she's the voice of reason for these crazy times' Maria Alyokhina, Pussy Riot



Dear Coquette unleashes the brutal truth about life, love, dating, sex and everything in between.

For nearly a decade, The Coquette has delivered wisdom with a harsh wit and devastating elegance to the hundreds of thousands of readers who know where to come for her practical, no-nonsense advice.

Rising forth from the glitter and madness of the L.A. party scene, this mysterious online oracle has evolved into one of the most insightful and conscientious voices of her generation, and Dear Coquette is consistently rated amongst the funniest and most beloved blogs on the net by publications ranging from The Guardian to The Huffington Post.

Here, for the first time between hard covers, is the very best of Dear Coquette.

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  1. Print length
    304 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Publisher
    Icon Books
  4. Publication date
    September 8, 2016
  5. Dimensions
    5.67 x 1.26 x 8.74 inches
  6. ISBN-10
    1785780956
  7. ISBN-13
    978-1785780950
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"The title of this book is a fairly accurate representation of the material within. The anonymous Coquette, of the hugely successful blog DearCoquette.com, is full of no-holds-barred advice for those seeking revelations on relationships, family, and a plethora of other subjects. Arranged in a question-and-answer format by topic (e.g., “On Love,” “On Dating,” “On Friends”), entries range from “Why won’t guys look at me?” to “Why isn’t life fun anymore?” Coquette doesn’t mince words in telling advice seekers to grow up or warning them that their planning is stupid and juvenile. VERDICT Useful guidance for millennials in particular; great reading for fans of advice columns." — Library Journal

"Coquette manages to hit the nail on the head of the advice-giving economy...it’s the self-awareness—the humanity, arguably, and willingness to be wrong—of Coquette and her anonymity that make her an excellent vessel for so much good advice." —A.V. Club

"If you’re interested in frank talk about relationships and sex but skew a bit younger than the esteemed Dr. Ruth, this collection of questions and answers should fit the bill." —The New York Post

"If you bottled up Hunter S. Thompson, your beloved grandma and The Real Housewives, you’d have Coquette." —Newsweek

"A 350-page compendium of [Coquette's] sagest wisdom, picked from thousands and thousands of entries and organized into sections by topic (relationships, sex, drugs, the universe) so that readers can quickly find what they seek in their time of need." —VICE



Useful guidance for millennials in particular; great reading for fans of advice columns.

  • 'Whoever The Coquette is, she's the voice of reason for these crazy times' Maria Alyokhina, Pussy Riot

About the Author

The Coquette, described by The Daily Dot as 'witty, blunt, and beloved,' is the creator of the hugely successful blog Dear Coquette. She is the author of Notes to My Future Husband and has written pop culture and advice columns for Playboy, Nerve, The Daily, and many others. @coketweet

Find out more: DearCoquette.com 

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Icon Books (September 8, 2016)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 304 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1785780956
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1785780950
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.08 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.67 x 1.26 x 8.74 inches
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I loved it!!! It was a great read and it truly is the "Best Of" her work. I laughed, I cried and then I laughed until I cried!! My Christmas shopping will be a piece of cake this year because everyone in my circle is getting a copy of this book. Added bonus, I love the matte finish on the cover!
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S. Misra
5.0 out of 5 stars Caustic yet sweet
Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2018
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I love Dear Coquette. I'd been waiting for this book for a while. It doesn't have one of my favorite q & a's, but it's organized perfectly and amazing to read out loud to your friends.
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5.0 out of 5 stars CQ Never Lets Me Down!
Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2016
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I loved it!!! It was a great read and it truly is the "Best Of" her work. I laughed, I cried and then I laughed until I cried!! My Christmas shopping will be a piece of cake this year because everyone in my circle is getting a copy of this book. Added bonus, I love the matte finish on the cover!
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5.0 out of 5 stars CQ Never Lets Me Down!
Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2016
I loved it!!! It was a great read and it truly is the "Best Of" her work. I laughed, I cried and then I laughed until I cried!! My Christmas shopping will be a piece of cake this year because everyone in my circle is getting a copy of this book. Added bonus, I love the matte finish on the cover!
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5.0 out of 5 stars On Her Amazing Book
Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2016
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I have been waiting for this book for the six years I have followed her advice column and blog. This book made me shed tears of happiness at the thought of how much I have been through since I discovered Dear Coquette. This book is nothing less then amazing. Amazing because I am still amazed that the words I read years ago still make me think critically about my wonderfully insignificant life. Thank you Coke!
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M. K. Smith
4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty decent sampling of the sort of advice many people need.
Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2017
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I think very much of this advice is near-universal and spot on. I read it all in one go, thought the author was entertaining and had a good idea of the more intricate concepts she was positing.
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Alli
5.0 out of 5 stars Classic
Reviewed in the United States on October 15, 2016
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I have been following her blog since her early Tumblr days. One hundred percent, she helped shape my outlook and perspective in this world. I'm eternally grateful for the influence she has had on me and my life. I've already bought two extra copies for two of my best girlfriends. HIGHLY, highly recommend this for everyone to read! <3 Thank you CokeTalk xoxox
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5.0 out of 5 stars favorite advice has come from this woman who admits she ...
Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2017
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Write on, Coke. For years, my; favorite advice has come from this woman who admits she has no business dealing it out. Go figure. <3 Buying a copy for my niece and gifting it the second she moves into the awkward years.
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5.0 out of 5 stars My favorite blogger has a book!
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2017
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I've been reading the coquette for years now, and I'm happy to have this book as a nice paperback reference and as a little something to lend to friends when the mood strikes. Stay wild.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2018
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Well-written and intelligent. It is a mesmerizing read and makes you think about how you're living your life.
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5.0 out of 5 stars I did the best thing I could possibly do - hand this down ...
Reviewed in Canada on December 4, 2016
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I did the best thing I could possibly do - hand this down to a younger woman I have tons of faith in. May she go faster, smarter and more securely than me.
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5.0 out of 5 stars com over and over and I'm so happy that I can support the author
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 11, 2016
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I've read DearCoquette.com over and over and I'm so happy that I can support the author. She's changed the way I see life and if that's not worth £15 I don't know what is.
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Eollica
5.0 out of 5 stars Everyone on earth should read this.
Reviewed in Brazil on September 30, 2016
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Seriously, we need to start translating this book massively.

Coquette tells us as it is. And a lot that she tells is simply exactly what we needed to hear.
What everyone should hear.
So many doubts we think we bare alone and suffer through are enlightened here, from silly questions to deep questioning.
This is almost a "How to deal with being human 101".
Coke's words are blunt but humorous, and you can both laugh and learn a LOT from this gal.
I mean it. Translations. ASAP.
I need this in portuguese, I want to spread it to all my friends!!! D:
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Rhiannon
5.0 out of 5 stars nihilism hosting an excellent pool party
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 10, 2016
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She's the s***-talking guru of the instagram age, an obscenely carved lodestone, nihilism hosting an excellent pool party. Honest, wise, never boring. This is her class 101 for getting your s*** together.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic book
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 16, 2019
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Hilarious and insightful, really good read.
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