Freedom Fry Day
Advice for the Fourth of July 2025
1-30 of 654 entries
The Luv Doc, July 11, 2024
Apples to Oranges
Nitpickers. They’re worse than nose-pickers.
The Luv Doc, July 3, 2024
STFU
An exceptionally hard message to convey
The Luv Doc, June 27, 2024
Mutually Assured Destruction
A pretty bum deal if you ask me
The Luv Doc, June 20, 2024
Money ... It’s a Crime
Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie
The Luv Doc, June 13, 2024
Cowardice
The yellow flag goes to the Lone Star State’s largest Roomba
The Luv Doc, June 6, 2024
Trending Lately
Two-hour workweeks and super-slutty robot sex slaves
The Luv Doc, May 30, 2024
Absolutely Mental
Parents are crazy in a way that non-parents can’t even begin to imagine
The Luv Doc, May 23, 2024
Moby Dick McConaughey
People have been spinning tall tales about celebrities in Austin for years
The Luv Doc, May 16, 2024
Ask the Muleskinner
You go down there
The Luv Doc, May 9, 2024
Dirty Piggies Everywhere
Eeyore’s is pretty much a foot fetishist’s dream come true, as long as hygiene isn’t an issue
The Luv Doc, May 2, 2024
Something Relatable
When you need a wet vac, you usually need one lickety-split
The Luv Doc, April 25, 2024
An Orgasm Party
Like bringing egg salad to a family reunion at the lake in August
The Luv Doc, April 18, 2024
Settling
Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?
The Luv Doc, April 11, 2024
Be Patient
What next? People with “Baby on Board” stickers?
The Luv Doc, April 4, 2024
What Grindr Is Not
It’s the singular artistic achievement of the Eighties band Escape
The Luv Doc, March 28, 2024
AI Casanova
Maybe you’re not the Cyrano de Bergerac that reeled them in
The Luv Doc, March 21, 2024
Single Women With Grocery Dogs
Flying a nondescript gray flag and trolling through shallow waters
The Luv Doc, March 13, 2024
Smells Like Gold Bond
Wear something extra sexy ... with a plunging neckline
The Luv Doc, March 7, 2024
Office Cuck
Maybe “Remember Fellatio!” will become the new Texas battle cry
The Luv Doc, Feb. 29, 2024
Middle-Aged, Caucasian, and Cranky
Middle-aged white guys have it tough all over, not just in Texas
The Luv Doc, Feb. 22, 2024
She’s Not My Friend
Never be the designated driver
The Luv Doc, Feb. 15, 2024
Purebred
His heart was the size of a peppercorn
The Luv Doc, Feb. 8, 2024
Maiden Name
Unlike real kids, Sour Patch Kids don’t disappoint.
The Luv Doc, Feb. 1, 2024
Thermostat Settings
Wherein the Luv Doc offers up a piping hot soup bowl of solutions
The Luv Doc, Jan. 25, 2024
The Price of Admission
Emotionally unstable, overly dramatic people have a real flair for creating stark memories
The Luv Doc, Jan. 18, 2024
Sketchy PPE
A real godsend for all the beefeaters with dodgy gnashers
The Luv Doc, Jan. 11, 2024
Resolve
No one is satisfied with just being better
The Luv Doc, Jan. 4, 2024
Your Gaping Existential Void
Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.
The Luv Doc, Dec. 28, 2023
Belief Is Magic
Nobody comes to Jesus because of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion
