A wise dyke once said: Sometimes you don’t choose a personality quiz; the personality quiz chooses you. It’s me, the wise dyke, thrilled to bring you a personality quiz requested by sapphic meme icon @godimsuchadyke, whose thirsty, hilarious, and oh so very gay contributions to the community cannot be overstated. The request was for a quiz investigating which contemporary queer singer you, sweet reader, embody best. So find out below through the extremely scientific process of answering some general gay questions about your overall vibe! Which! Contemporary! Queer! Singer! Are! You!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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lol so i can date a cancer but not be a cancer? are we shortchanging the most annoying zodiac on purpose?
ooh – double cancer pisces rising still causing drama but if i pretend i’m fishy not crabby i get Kelhani so not mad
Joy Oladokun! I hope that other folks check out her music if they haven’t already. Her lyrics are in a class of their own.
I got her too, and that result made me smile. The description really fits.
Kehlani? The description had me right up until “you ooze confidence and conviction.”
thanks!!!!!
omg so honored I got Kehlani
Janelle Monae💅🏾 I really wanted Victoria but I’ll take Janelle!!
Victoria Monet?? i freaking wish. she’s so hot and cool. i am definitely not