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Politics · Jul 18, 2024
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· Jul 18, 2024
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Revealed: Biden's Nickname For Each Member Of His Administration
American presidents have been giving nicknames to members of their cabinet ever since George Washington first started calling John Adams "Johnny Boy."...
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· Jul 17, 2024
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Want To Be A Secret Service Agent? Here Are The 12 Job Requirements
So, you've heard all about the many jobs opening up in the Secret Service after the Trump Rally Debacle -- but do you have what it takes to be an elit...
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· Jul 18, 2024
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New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Washington sources report that the White House received "a real downer of a prognosis" yesterday after Dr. Pillary Schminton inform...
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· Jul 18, 2024
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MILWAUKEE, WI - Riding a wave of increased popularity with November swiftly approaching, prominent members of the Republican party expressed concern t...
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· Jul 16, 2024
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Female Secret Service agents have caught a lot of backhanded remarks as the country has reacted to the recent shooting of Donald Trump. Some people ev...
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· Jul 17, 2024
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Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the di...
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· Jul 17, 2024
· 93
Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface
VALLEY OF ELAH - Archaeological findings from the Judean Foothills have just shed new light on the story of David and Goliath, revealing that Goliath ...
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DES MOINES, IA - Sources within the Secret Service recently confirmed that the nation's finest agents were unable to foil a devious assassin after the...
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