20 Messi Jokes Worth a Golden Hoot!
Here's 20 of the greatest jokes about the world's greatest football player, Lionel Messi!
When it comes to football, Lionel Messi is the greatest of all time โ the GOAT! There's players who come close but can't quite match the skills and goal-scoring ability of the Inter Miami and Argentina legend. Here's 20 hilarious jokes to tell after a kick around in the park!
How did Lionel Messi turn a rectangle into a corner?
He took a corner!
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What has two legs and five golden boots?
Lionel Messi!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/golden-boot.jpg?w=1024)
What does Lionel Messi do when he doesn't score?
Wakes up from his bad dream and goes to training!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/football-11.jpeg?w=1024)
Why is Lionel Messi like a fish with bad luck?
He's always finding the net!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/fishing.jpg?w=1024)
Which footballer leaves his clothes on the floor?
Lionel Messi!
![A man with a pile of dirty laundry](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/laundry.jpg?w=1024)
Why did Messi take a piece of rope to the World Cup final?
He was the skipper!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/1-football-trophy.jpg?w=1024)
Why is Lionel Messi like a baby?
They're both good dribblers!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/baby3.jpg?w=1024)
What is blue and white, blue and white, blue and white?
Lionel Messi rolling down a hill!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/football-joke.jpeg?w=1024)
Why are Inter Miami like an excited dog on a walk?
They always keep a hold of their lead!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/football-3.jpg?w=1024)
What tea does Messi drink?
Penal-tea!
![A football on the touchline](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/football-on-touchline.jpg?w=1024)
Which of the Mr. Men characters is loved by Argentina football fans?
Mr. Messy!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/football-1.jpg?w=1024)
What's a lion's favourite football player?
Lion-el Messi!
![A lion in the Kalahari](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/lion.jpg?w=1024)
What does Messi and a magic fans have in common?
They both enjoy a hat trick!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/79166_magician.jpg?w=1024)
Why does nobody like dining with Lionel?
He's a Messi eater!
![A man eating chocolate](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/chocolate-day.jpg?w=1024)
Why is Cristiano Ronaldo's house always clean?
Because he's not Messi!
![A grinning bucket](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/bucket.jpg?w=1024)
Why would Messi love living on a farm?
Because he's the GOAT!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/goat-tear.jpg?w=1024)
Why is Messi like a great comedian?
They both have perfect timing!
![A pigeon doing stand-up comedy](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/pigeon-stand-up.jpg?w=1024)
Why does Messi have so many football books?
Because he loves to read the game!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/77454_books_3.jpg?w=800)
Why would Messi make a good post office worker?
He always delivers!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/87270_post.jpg?w=1024)
Why is Lionel Messi rubbish at hide and seek?
Wherever he goes, there's always a crowd!
![Christmas joke emoji](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/christmas-joke-emoji-1.jpg?w=1024)
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