20 Pear-fect Pear Jokes!
Have a squeeze on these 20 hilarious pear puns and punchlines! These thin-skinned fruity funnies are guaranteed to be your jam!
Pears are juicy, soft, and have a window of about 2 minutes before they go all squishy! But something you might not know about pears - is that they're really funny, too! We thought we'd prove it by collecting 20 of the very best pear puns! Have a look for yourself!
If you want more fruity laughs, check out these banana jokes, these lemon jokes, or even these pineapple jokes! Jokes aplenty!
Ok, let's get pre-pear-ed (geddit?) for these 20 awesome pear jokes!
My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears
So he handed me another one!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/d27qbb6c23tuke.cloudfront.net/uploads/2024/07/pear-5-780x439.jpg)
Where do you take your pear tree when it runs out of pears?
The re-pear shop!
![Fruit Jokes](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/legacy/71506_thumb.jpg)
What happens when an apple and a pear are hybridized?
It makes a new fruit appear!
![An apple being picked from the tree](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2019/08/apple.jpg)
What do you call a pear thats a dad?
I don't really know but it should be apparent!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/d27qbb6c23tuke.cloudfront.net/uploads/2024/07/pear-3-780x439.jpg)
What do you call it when fruit are a bad influence on each other?
Pear pressure!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/d27qbb6c23tuke.cloudfront.net/uploads/2024/07/pear-1-780x439.jpg)
How did the pear get into an easy group at the Olympics?
Because it was well seeded!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/02/harry-kane-football.jpg)
Why was the pear by himself?
Because the banana split!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2023/10/electric-banana_.jpg)
Why did the pear stop?
He ran out of juice!
![Fruit smoothies](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/04/smoothies.jpg)
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm in your pear!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/03/gross.jpg)
What do Noah and a tin can have in common?
They both preserve pears!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/d27qbb6c23tuke.cloudfront.net/uploads/2024/07/pear-can-780x439.jpg)
Why didn’t the pear and the banana get married?
Because fruit cantaloupe!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/06/watermelon.jpg)
Went to the shop today to buy some pears, lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any
It was a fruitless trip!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/04/pear.jpg)
I tried growing genetically modified apples
But it's gone pear shaped!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/03/clone-cat.jpg)
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway
It’s caused a huge jam!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/07/4-marmalade-jam-toast.jpg)
Why did the pear go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2023/03/ramadan.jpg)
What do you call two pears?
A pair!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/11/sigh.jpg)
Why didn’t the apple maggot board Noah’s ark?
They'd heard everyone was going in pears!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/12/silk-worm.jpg)
What do you call a vanishing fruit?
A disap-pear!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/71487_6.jpg)
Which fruit leaves money for the teeth they find?
The tooth pear-ie!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/02/Tooth-joke.jpg)
What is a prickly pear?
Two hedgehogs!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/02/hedgehog.jpg)
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