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The good vibes ticket.
When they go low, we go to couch jokes...or whatever the saying is.
How about we just make it mandatory that all men's restrooms have a changing table?
"I’ve never been this happy about a white man getting a job promotion." —@heymrsbond
Somebody get the flow chart out — apparently Donald Trump doesn't know biracial people exist.
"I explained that the more I stay at home, the less chance I would have to find a well-paying job should we ever divorce because I would have less merits, while he would stay making more money each year."
Jokes about a candidate for vice president of the United States and whether he had sex with a couch were not on my 2024 bingo card.
This is not a House of the Dragon plot. This is a US election cycle.
Another historical day on Twitter.
"I’ve never been this happy about a white man getting a job promotion." —@heymrsbond
"So now that Trump is the oldest person running for President — is that going to be the top news story from the media for the next several months? Or no?" —@notcapnamerica
"I explained that the more I stay at home, the less chance I would have to find a well-paying job should we ever divorce because I would have less merits, while he would stay making more money each year."
Jokes about a candidate for vice president of the United States and whether he had sex with a couch were not on my 2024 bingo card.
This is not a House of the Dragon plot. This is a US election cycle.
How about we just make it mandatory that all men's restrooms have a changing table?
Somebody get the flow chart out — apparently Donald Trump doesn't know biracial people exist.