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August 1, 2010
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Tiger Woods Wants to Marry Mistress Rachel Uchitel
This will be good for his career.
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The Facebook Hookup: Secondhand Serenade
A Facebook serenade.
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Real Life Smileys at SomethingAwful
The goons at SomethingAwful have created real-life versions of their favorite emoticon images.
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Paralyzed Man Sets and Meets Goal to Stand at Brother's Wedding
He hasn't stood in 10 years.