22 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week, And Yes, They're Mostly About The Football
"Is football coming home, or is it retiring in Spain like most English"
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Gareth Southgate: https://t.co/d3NGrHb8Ck
— mitch (@limitedmitch) July 10, 2024
2.
Ooh, BBC News has picked up on my tweet. https://t.co/jcB7PQ3W19 pic.twitter.com/AUeDfcBm1f
— Alistair King (@Alistair_King) July 10, 2024
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Mum watching me open my Christmas presents https://t.co/wSv7QTyMFV
— Will (@will_marsden) July 9, 2024
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Comes round quicker every year pic.twitter.com/otGDx9mikV
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) July 12, 2024
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Seeing myself on a teams call pic.twitter.com/ZFb9Ti7TMh
— s (@gotherewyou) July 11, 2024
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To the lady sitting opposite me on the tube . I can see you are taking photos of me coz of the reflection in the window . I can see your screen 😂😂 ask me … and I’ll give you a great photo 😂😂 but this feels a bit weird 😂😂😂😂😂
— Davina McCall (@ThisisDavina) July 11, 2024
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Me 8pm Sunday night 🏴 pic.twitter.com/RqBzvI6qqU
— TomEdge (@TomEdge_97) July 10, 2024
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England fans after tonight pic.twitter.com/oekmfA8449
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) July 10, 2024
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they shouted Saka at the pub and started hugging me pic.twitter.com/TddV9i68U9
— EO (@_ezeokolorie) July 10, 2024
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My toxic trait is thinking football isn’t that hard to be good at. I watch how people talk about Messi and I genuinely think I could play better than him. And I’m being so serious.
— martha (@mxmsworld) July 10, 2024
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Ok the Lionesses men's team are actually quite good
— Sophie Heawood (@heawood) July 10, 2024
12.
Is football coming home, or is it retiring in Spain like most English?
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) July 10, 2024
13.
Gareth Southgate my friend pic.twitter.com/AH9RCMER5c
— Louis Wheeldon (@LouisWheeldonNS) July 10, 2024
14.
Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh 🏴🏴🏴 #EURO2024 pic.twitter.com/16pm5qJ0qi
— Lateef (@LateefSaka) July 10, 2024
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https://t.co/CKyjD4R5qa pic.twitter.com/JQjiyGeNTN
— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) July 10, 2024
16.
The greatest trick Gareth Southgate ever pulled was getting England to play so badly during the group stages that there wasn’t a feelgood bounce until after the election
— Samuel West 💙💛 (@exitthelemming) July 10, 2024
17.
Phil Foden always looks like he’s just asked his mum if he can go out to play but she’s said no because his dinner will be ready in ten minutes
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 10, 2024
18.
This is the most embarrassing message I've ever received on Grindr pic.twitter.com/Y1mAZFFTcw
— Matt (@ItsMatt_Again) July 10, 2024
19.
I believe they are the new MP for Barking https://t.co/SFgY9jv7uE
— Jack (@jckkrz) July 9, 2024
20.
I think I may have put too much on my Tesco order pic.twitter.com/82ZrE2Hxyu
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) July 7, 2024
21.
The wilting broccoli in my fridge when I order another Chinese takeaway. pic.twitter.com/94SCgoDoZA
— Jason Reid (@JasonReidUK) July 6, 2024
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