22 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week, And Yes, They're Mostly About The Football

    "Is football coming home, or is it retiring in Spain like most English"

    1.

    Gareth Southgate: https://t.co/d3NGrHb8Ck

    — mitch (@limitedmitch) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @limitedmitch

    2.

    Ooh, BBC News has picked up on my tweet. https://t.co/jcB7PQ3W19 pic.twitter.com/AUeDfcBm1f

    — Alistair King (@Alistair_King) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @Alistair_King

    3.

    Mum watching me open my Christmas presents https://t.co/wSv7QTyMFV

    — Will (@will_marsden) July 9, 2024
    Twitter: @will_marsden

    4.

    Comes round quicker every year pic.twitter.com/otGDx9mikV

    — Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) July 12, 2024
    Twitter: @dank_ackroyd

    5.

    Seeing myself on a teams call pic.twitter.com/ZFb9Ti7TMh

    — s (@gotherewyou) July 11, 2024
    Twitter: @gotherewyou

    6.

    To the lady sitting opposite me on the tube . I can see you are taking photos of me coz of the reflection in the window . I can see your screen 😂😂 ask me … and I’ll give you a great photo 😂😂 but this feels a bit weird 😂😂😂😂😂

    — Davina McCall (@ThisisDavina) July 11, 2024
    Twitter: @ThisisDavina

    7.

    Me 8pm Sunday night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pic.twitter.com/RqBzvI6qqU

    — TomEdge (@TomEdge_97) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @TomEdge_97

    8.

    England fans after tonight pic.twitter.com/oekmfA8449

    — Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @Flying_Inside

    9.

    they shouted Saka at the pub and started hugging me pic.twitter.com/TddV9i68U9

    — EO (@_ezeokolorie) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @_ezeokolorie

    10.

    My toxic trait is thinking football isn’t that hard to be good at. I watch how people talk about Messi and I genuinely think I could play better than him. And I’m being so serious.

    — martha (@mxmsworld) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @mxmsworld

    11.

    Ok the Lionesses men's team are actually quite good

    — Sophie Heawood (@heawood) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @heawood

    12.

    Is football coming home, or is it retiring in Spain like most English?

    — Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @comedylopez

    13.

    Gareth Southgate my friend pic.twitter.com/AH9RCMER5c

    — Louis Wheeldon (@LouisWheeldonNS) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @LouisWheeldonNS

    14.

    Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024 pic.twitter.com/16pm5qJ0qi

    — Lateef (@LateefSaka) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @LateefSaka

    16.

    The greatest trick Gareth Southgate ever pulled was getting England to play so badly during the group stages that there wasn’t a feelgood bounce until after the election

    — Samuel West 💙💛 (@exitthelemming) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @exitthelemming

    17.

    Phil Foden always looks like he’s just asked his mum if he can go out to play but she’s said no because his dinner will be ready in ten minutes

    — Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @hansmollman

    18.

    This is the most embarrassing message I've ever received on Grindr pic.twitter.com/Y1mAZFFTcw

    — Matt (@ItsMatt_Again) July 10, 2024
    Twitter: @ItsMatt_Again

    19.

    I believe they are the new MP for Barking https://t.co/SFgY9jv7uE

    — Jack (@jckkrz) July 9, 2024
    Twitter: @jckkrz

    20.

    I think I may have put too much on my Tesco order pic.twitter.com/82ZrE2Hxyu

    — Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) July 7, 2024
    Twitter: @mattgreencomedy

    21.

    The wilting broccoli in my fridge when I order another Chinese takeaway. pic.twitter.com/94SCgoDoZA

    — Jason Reid (@JasonReidUK) July 6, 2024
    Twitter: @JasonReidUK

    22.

    🦭🦭🦭 pic.twitter.com/cUIW9PPMZH

    — Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 11, 2024
    Twitter: @OFalafel

    Thumbnail credit: BBC

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