1. Mushrooms are empirically disgusting. They are the worm-iest of foods.
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2. Worms or mushrooms?? YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL.
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3. Mushrooms are literally fungus.
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4. Did you know that the FDA legally allows 19 maggots and 74 mites in every 3.5-ounce can of mushrooms!!
5. Mushrooms taste like nothing unless you coat them in oils and spices.
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6. They are slimy weird bulb food!!!
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7. Mushrooms are the surprise ruiner of many a pasta.
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8. Some of them LOOK LIKE BRAINS.
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9. Mushrooms look like garbage thrown on a pizza.
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10. They're weird and puffy and scary.
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11. Everyone thinks vegetarians want a portobello mushroom sandwich or burger.
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12. Mushrooms are a poor and creepy excuse for a meat substitute.
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13. AHHH IS IT TOUCHING ME? I FEEL LIKE IT'S TOUCHING ME.
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14. Mushrooms make a very unpleasantly colored soup.
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15. THIS IS AN UNHOLY UNION OF LIFE (ZUCCHINI) AND CRUEL, SENSELESS DEATH (MUSHROOM CARCASSES).
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16. Does this sound at all appetizing???
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17. A mushroom once told me it hated puppies AND Beyoncé.
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18. Thanks for nothing, mushrooms. You are not a fun guy.
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