My Body Is Physically Sore From Cracking Up At The 20 Funniest Black Tweets From The Week
"Why did I call a job asking if they're hiring and they said no we're firing LMFAOOOOOOO" —@nomidrj
Welcome back to another week of the funniest Black tweets! It's June, and it's already BOILING outside:
It’s 7pm Friday, it’s 95 degrees I’m not coming outside ima be right in the AC🤣
— BrandonsBrother (@YfnQuese_) June 21, 2024
Maybe a good laugh will distract us all from this heat. Here are the funniest Black tweets from the week:
1.
They talkin about $1700 for some new brakes. I’m good! 😂 pic.twitter.com/Lfj4zwHSSM
— No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT) (@nocontextdrumar) June 23, 2024
2.
Is yo sneaky link santa https://t.co/xy6yxc3ARA
— Americas most blunted (@Random_nerd2001) June 22, 2024
3.
Facebook is so funny. It’s a group called Black Jeep owners and a white man posted him and his black jeep and said “totally misunderstood the group name but I’m rolling w it. I love it here.” 💀💀
— jus (@bbnojutsu) June 22, 2024
5.
ihad a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😭😭😭i ran out the club so fast crying😭
— RAYSOWAVYY 🌊 (@shehawaiin) June 23, 2024
6.
I hit my uncle (who calls me his favorite nephew) up that has a company doing glass and mirrors to do me a mirror. Certain size.
— Darius (@Darikeon) June 21, 2024
He replies: $425.00
I say: Well damn… that muthafucka better tell me I’m the fairest of them all!
He replies: it’s gon be extra if you want it to… pic.twitter.com/hAIdErn2Z5
7.
Not us having on the same shoes pic.twitter.com/LtF0HgYGJU
— Uncle Kev 🍻 (@_ProminentKevv) June 22, 2024
8.
my ex got married i was showing my granny the pictures she gone say “damnn how you got all these pictures you sure you wasnt the flowergirl” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭girl what
— ᥫ᭡ (@HiTechNel) June 23, 2024
9.
me when i drop my washcloth in the shower : pic.twitter.com/Mm12yllJ7r
— MIRA (@msprettyyvirgo) June 19, 2024
10.
Happy Juneteenth to the Black folks who know that coleslaw is nasty
— JAYPRIDEMONTH (@JayJurden) June 18, 2024
11.
Why did I call a job asking if they're hiring and they said no we're firing LMFAOOOOOOO
— naomi (@nomidrj) June 21, 2024
12.
Me after being outside for 3 mins 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/yEk1VMEV18
— the guy with the green hair (@AlexJayeSINGER) June 20, 2024
14.
Yall why my homegirl matched with my auntie husband on BLK 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jDzbFhYM2a
— Ms. Suge Knight 👹 (@_curvesandkickz) June 23, 2024
15.
Kendrick really threw his own Hatechella lol this is the hateration and holleration that Mary J Blige was talking about
— gloria alamrew / ግሎርያ 🇪🇹🌻 (@GloriaAlamrew) June 20, 2024
16.
The spray really sets this off 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Ha3yEhUZWI
— Mesh🇧🇧 (@rahsh33m) June 22, 2024
17.
The beginning of No Hands is so abrasive. “LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCH” LMAOOO LIKE pic.twitter.com/BWK36AhtlW
— khai 🪩 (@_babykhai) June 20, 2024
18.
I don’t. I shove them in the cupboard and close the doors quickly so it doesn't fall out. https://t.co/N7XlUATzrV
— Heisjayy 𝕏 (@Jayysen_) June 19, 2024
19.
Love seeing black billionaires. https://t.co/ey4hQduZOg
— Senior FUPA Engineer (@CarterMcWashed) June 18, 2024
20.
I knew we was in trouble when yall stopped buying these for your baby. pic.twitter.com/uboyAAjUTD
— Mona JaLisa (@jaesofamous) June 18, 2024