1. They claim they won't be able to sleep if you're out all night:
No one: Mexican moms:
2. But of course, they somehow knock out 10 minutes later:
Mexican mom's swear they can't sleep until you're home but when you get home they're knocked tf out
3. Their logic is often suspicious, but should never be questioned:
My grandma scolded me for being on my phone while eating. She said it’s bad for your digestion.💀 Mexican mom’s logic smh 😂😂😂
4. They'll always remind you of their childhood:
Nobody: Literally nobody: My Mexican Mom: Yo a los 8 años ya sabía hacer de comer, limpiaba la casa y hacía de todo
5. They never give you a clear answer on what it is they want as a gift:
Asking Mexican moms what they want for Christmas is pointless, they be like “que te portes bien” LMAO 😂😇
6. They've made Ross their second home:
Mexican moms be like “vamos a la Ross” and it’s 9pm
7. They ask questions that sometimes have obvious answers:
Mexican moms be walking in ur room like “ya llegaste?” like “no ama es mi espíritu”.
8. They make sure you've always got shoes and a sweater on:
Snowing in Texas and listen to my MEXICAN mom
9. They've got a lot of opinions and hold nothing back:
A Mexican mom reacts to Rachel Ray’s so-called pozole
10. They've made "tingididingi" a song we all somehow just know now:
Do all mexican moms do this?😂
11. Their love language is chopped up fruit:
How Mexican moms say they love you without saying I love you
12. They also overestimate what a snack means:
Mexican moms be like mija, have a snack. The snack:
13. They make enough tamales each holiday season to feed an army:
the official person-to-tamale ratio for christmas eve, per The Governing Council Of Mexican Moms 1 person, 12 tamales 2 people, 85 tamales 3 people, 250 tamales 4 people, 1,700 tamales 5 people, 3,640 tamales 6 or more people, 8,500 tamales
14. They are referred to as "my mom" by all their children:
Is it a Mexican thing to refer to your Mom as “my Mom” when you’re talking to anyone even your siblings even though you have the same Mom or just my family???
15. They hold onto dear life each time they hop in a car with you:
Mexican mom yelling at me for going 5 over the limit when I was learning to drive
16. They'll claim they don't want a pet, and then later treat them like kings and queens:
My mom: I don’t want any dogs Also my mom:
17. Their form of measuring when cooking is all intuition-based:
Hardest thing about learning how to cook from a Mexican mom is the fact that they give you ingredients and full instructions but will deadass not give any kind of measurements 🙃💀
18. They're savvy:
my mom got me slippers that mop the floor as you walk 😭 this is the most mexican thing ive ever seen
19. They jump to conclusions when you're just messin' with them:
mexican moms do not play
20. They manifest anything you want in life through their velas:
I swear the only reason I passed my exam is because I had like 7 Mexican moms do prayers and light candles for me.
21. They love to make a caldo ONLY when it's unbearably hot out:
Mexican moms as soon as it hits 100° outside:
22. They give scalp massages in their own...unique way:
Mexican mom be like:
23. They definitely have unused Princess House dishes somewhere in the house:
rt if your mexican mom has a china cabinet filled w princess house
24. Their solution to your boredom is cleaning:
Every Mexican mom: https://t.co/Z45EnEnxX0
25. They're persistent:
Theres nobody more persistent than a mexican mom tryna get everybody to come eat on a saturday morning🤣😂 LESS DIJEEE QUE YA ESTAAA LA COMIDDAAAA YA VENGANSEEEE
26. They love a guilt trip:
you haven’t really argued with your mexican mom if she didn’t hit you with ‘el día que me muera...’
27. And finally, they may not always know what you're up to, but they've got your back no matter what ❤️:
My (immigrant, very Mexican) mom doesn’t really understand what I do for a living, but she knows how much it means to me. 🥺❤️