If this is your first time reading, welcome! If you've been here for a while, you know what this is: it's the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns. Enjoy!
1. "I’ll try not to have one."
![Sign on wrapped pole reads, "Emergency Phone Not Installed. Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location."](https://cdn.statically.io/img/img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/3eb42c534121/sub-buzz-1238-1720737295-1.png?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
2. "You do the math."
![Sign on a roadside reads: "This bridge will be closed for 1 day between Oct 17 & 28."](https://cdn.statically.io/img/img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/60a680a84bcf/sub-buzz-5859-1720737300-1.png?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
3. "Mind your own business."
![Warning sign with figures: one figure hitting another with a wrench. Text reads: "WARNING. TO AVOID INJURY DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/0fb06f0a4edc/sub-buzz-6071-1720737305-3.png)
4. "Good luck, Murphy!"
![A sign behind a fence says an eagle, named Murphy, is lying down but not hurt. Murphy is incubating a rock, not in distress, with best wishes from the creators](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/85e86640ee7c/sub-buzz-4966-1720737314-1.png)
5. "Who would do that?"
![A sign titled "Handling Tip: Taking Baby's Temperature" shows a "DO" section with a thermometer in the baby's armpit and a "DON'T" section with a thermometer near the baby's bottom](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/12e2cead839c/sub-buzz-6654-1720737319-1.png)
6. "I'm sorry, but what?"
![Vertical sign reads "EAT" above a shop sign that reads "JESSICA'S Family" on a city street](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/3eb42c534121/sub-buzz-1242-1720737329-1.png)
7. "Now the name makes sense."
![Several Domino's delivery scooters crashed on a city street, lying in disarray next to the sidewalk](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/3eb42c534121/sub-buzz-1234-1720737336-1.png)
8. "I have been called names many times in my life, but this is the first."
![Sign in snowy landscape reads: "Toronto Municipal. You are a dog leash." The sign appears damaged and incomplete, humorously altering its message](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/a58cb74eb919/sub-buzz-6276-1720737341-7.png)
9. "Same, plant. Same..."
![Several pots of ornamental grass with a sign that says, "I'M NOT DEAD THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/a58cb74eb919/sub-buzz-6287-1720737347-1.png)
10. "Falling coconuts."
![Warning sign depicting falling coconuts with silhouettes of three people running away. Text in English and Japanese reads "Beware Falling Coconuts."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/3eb42c534121/sub-buzz-1234-1720737358-3.png)
11. "I’ve heard of sexy firemen, but…"
![Road sign reads "Horní Police" in a grassy area near a street and buildings in the distance](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/60a680a84bcf/sub-buzz-5855-1720737363-1.png)
12. "I am all about me."
![Plaque on a bench reads: "In loving memory of ME. I'm not dead yet, just self-centred."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/85e86640ee7c/sub-buzz-4952-1720737368-19.png)
13. "So you’re saying it’s not possible?"
![Ice cream machine with a sign reading "No Ice Cream." Above, a sign says "Anything is possible with ice cream." Diagram at the bottom shows cone, cup, and pint options](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/b63ad1bbfebc/sub-buzz-8484-1720737379-4.png)
14. "Leave him alone! He already has to drive a Subaru!"
![A stop sign with an additional sign below reading, "That means you young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/60a680a84bcf/sub-buzz-5859-1720737384-3.png)
15. "What do you think?"
![A chalkboard sign reads, "We have thousands of happy customers!...and one creepy dude that's not allowed back. (You know who you are)."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/11/22/asset/12e2cead839c/sub-buzz-6666-1720737395-1.png)
16. "The mechanic left this in my boyfriend’s car after being serviced."
![A printed meme of a crying cat with the caption "PLS CLEAN UR CAR" taped to a dashboard. A dreamcatcher hangs near the photo](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/12/19/asset/3b05ddf8e01e/sub-buzz-581-1720813352-8.png)
17. "Sounds fair to me."
![A posted sign covers offensive graffiti and reads, "There was some racist rubbish here but I covered it up with this picture of a cat," with an image of a lounging cat](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/12/19/asset/e8db5c1181d8/sub-buzz-3679-1720813423-15.png)
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