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Forgive Me, I'm Still Laughing At The 17 Funniest Signs Of The Week

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If this is your first time reading, welcome! If you've been here for a while, you know what this is: it's the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns. Enjoy!

1. "I’ll try not to have one."

Sign on wrapped pole reads, "Emergency Phone Not Installed. Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location."

2. "You do the math."

Sign on a roadside reads: "This bridge will be closed for 1 day between Oct 17 & 28."

3. "Mind your own business."

Warning sign with figures: one figure hitting another with a wrench. Text reads: "WARNING. TO AVOID INJURY DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB."

4. "Good luck, Murphy!"

A sign behind a fence says an eagle, named Murphy, is lying down but not hurt. Murphy is incubating a rock, not in distress, with best wishes from the creators

5. "Who would do that?"

A sign titled "Handling Tip: Taking Baby's Temperature" shows a "DO" section with a thermometer in the baby's armpit and a "DON'T" section with a thermometer near the baby's bottom

6. "I'm sorry, but what?"

Vertical sign reads "EAT" above a shop sign that reads "JESSICA'S Family" on a city street

7. "Now the name makes sense."

Several Domino's delivery scooters crashed on a city street, lying in disarray next to the sidewalk

8. "I have been called names many times in my life, but this is the first."

Sign in snowy landscape reads: "Toronto Municipal. You are a dog leash." The sign appears damaged and incomplete, humorously altering its message

9. "Same, plant. Same..."

Several pots of ornamental grass with a sign that says, "I'M NOT DEAD THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK."

10. "Falling coconuts."

Warning sign depicting falling coconuts with silhouettes of three people running away. Text in English and Japanese reads "Beware Falling Coconuts."

11. "I’ve heard of sexy firemen, but…"

Road sign reads "Horní Police" in a grassy area near a street and buildings in the distance

12. "I am all about me."

Plaque on a bench reads: "In loving memory of ME. I'm not dead yet, just self-centred."

13. "So you’re saying it’s not possible?"

Ice cream machine with a sign reading "No Ice Cream." Above, a sign says "Anything is possible with ice cream." Diagram at the bottom shows cone, cup, and pint options

14. "Leave him alone! He already has to drive a Subaru!"

A stop sign with an additional sign below reading, "That means you young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down."

15. "What do you think?"

A chalkboard sign reads, "We have thousands of happy customers!...and one creepy dude that's not allowed back. (You know who you are)."

16. "The mechanic left this in my boyfriend’s car after being serviced."

A printed meme of a crying cat with the caption "PLS CLEAN UR CAR" taped to a dashboard. A dreamcatcher hangs near the photo

17. "Sounds fair to me."

A posted sign covers offensive graffiti and reads, "There was some racist rubbish here but I covered it up with this picture of a cat," with an image of a lounging cat
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