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Friends (TV Series)
The One with Princess Consuela (2004)
Mary Margaret Lewis: Rita
Quotes
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Phoebe : Rita is a massage client.
Mike Hanigan : Oh, why don't you introduce me?
Phoebe : Rita, this is my husband.
Mike Hanigan : Why don't you tell her my name?
Phoebe : Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.
Rita - Massage Client : Crap Bag.
Mike Hanigan : If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.