Despicable Me 4 (2024)

Steve Carell: Gru

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• Gru : Don't think of it as lying. Think of it as high stakes pretending.

  Agnes : Well, I'm not going to.

  Gru : Ah, just a little white lie.

  Agnes : Nope!

  Gru : Agnes! As your father, I command you to lie.

  Agnes : No!

  Gru : Yes! Lie!

  Agnes : Mm-mm.

  Gru : You are walking on thin ice, little lady.

  [Agnes groans as she bangs her fork and spoon on the table. Gru Jr. grabs the piece of bacon from the fork and eats it.] 

  Gru : Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time.

  Edith : No I don't.

  Gru : See? See? She's lying right now. Beautifully, I might add.

• Gru : You seriously want to kidnap a honey badger? Do you have any idea how dangerous they are? They literally eat bees and cobras for breakfast, honey badger don't care!

• Gru : They got so many different kinds of milk. Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk, goat milk, chocolate milk, half and half, powdered, and of magnesia.

  Lucy : What about regular milk?

  Gru : Oh no, they don't make it anymore.

• Gru : I sell solar panels!

• Margo : Someone put a glitter bomb in my locker, teenagers are the worst.

  [looks in awe at Gru covered in coffee and a banana on his nose] 

  Gru : [gestures towards Jr]  Yeah well babies aren't that much fun either.

• Margo : [going into witness relocation]  What about my friends?

  Gru : You'll make new friends, probably better ones.