Mom Spends Baby Free Night At The Bar Pumping & Feeding Men Her Breast Milk

A certified girl mom, according to her TikTok bio, was looking to enjoy a night out with friends without her kids.  She packed all the essentials needed for a baby free night at the bar.

Among the essentials she brought with her for the night out was a breast pump.  Kitty Walls was leaving the kids at home, but she wasn't about to go an entire night out without pumping.  That would be asking for all kinds of boob-related trouble.

If she was having a few adult beverages during her baby free night, which is a safe assumption given that she was at a bar, she probably didn't want to keep the breast milk and feed it to her baby.  Rather than pump it and let it go to waste, she managed to find a use for the nutrient-rich liquid.

In a video that she added Kelis' hit Milkshake to and posted on TikTok, Walls can be seen sharing her breast milk with several men inside the bar.  A fitting song for the night out.

Her "milkshake" was indeed bringing all the boys to the yard.  She added the text overlay, "My favorite animal is me on a baby free night pumping at the bar and feeding guys my breast milk."

This Mom Found A Way To Add Some Entertainment To Her Night Out While Making Use Of Her Breast Milk

Walls' "milkshake" was such a hit that at least one of the guys came back for seconds.  And you thought you enjoyed the occasional night out.

Have you ever thrown back some breast milk between adult beverages from a woman who is dressed up as a cow?  I didn't think so.

That's a level of enjoying yourself at the bar that most aren't ever going to reach.  The opportunity probably won't ever even present itself.

These men were just at the right place at the right time.  Whether alcohol or mommy issues or a combination of the two played a role, they went for it.

Now they have a one of a kind experience thanks to the genius of the cow costume wearing mom who brought her breast pump to the bar and still knows how to have a good time.