Aaron Rodgers Consoles Crying Jets Fan In Most Pathetic Video You'll See All Day

I've found it – the most pathetic, dumbest, creepiest video you'll see all year. 

OK, that's probably not true. It's 2024. Society is so unhinged at this point, it may not even crack your top-10. But it certainly cracks mine. 

Aaron Rodgers did some golfing yesterday – I hear he's pretty good at it – and in the midst of hitting tanks down the fairway, one New York Jets fan came up to him, sobbing – literally sobbing – about "wanting to win another Super Bowl."

And you know what? I don't like to use the word cringe because I think we – and by we, I mean society – use it way too much and it's a dumb word, but that's probably the best way to sum this up:

Aaron Rodgers did his best, this Jets fan is a lunatic 

Good God. I mean, what are we doing here? Is this guy serious? He can't be, right?

Look, I'm a Dolphins fan, so it's certainly fair of you to question my bias here. But you know what? I don't even hate the Jets. We're better than the Jets. I don't even think Tua's ever lost to the Jets. So, the Jets don't really bother me. Seriously. 

This has nothing to do with the Jets. It's just a sad, pathetic video. I know that's something Hookstead would say, but it is. I have to call ‘em like I see ’em. That's all. 

Like, this is a grown ass man, crying, and begging another grown ass man to win him something that he will literally have no part in. I'm a massive Dolphins fan. Die-hard. For five months every year, I live and die with them on Sundays. 

And you know what? I've cried when they lost. True story. But, full transparency – I was 7. A child. This is an adult man, and he's begging Aaron Rodgers to win him a Super Bowl while sobbing like a teenager. 

He's the same guy who probably (definitely) wears an actual jersey out in public on a random Tuesday. Those people are weirdos, too. Stop wearing jerseys! You're an adult. 

And stop begging Aaron Rodgers to win you a Super Bowl. Have you seen his achilles? That ain't a fair ask anyway. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.