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Roses are red, violets are blue… You know how the story goes. For many years, this poem was the most standard, “didn’t want to think twice” inscription on any card, from Valentine’s to “get well” cards. Then one day, the internet came, and we all know what the internet does to things. They either disappear into oblivion or live long enough to become memes. Luckily for the “roses are red violets are blue” poems — and for us! — they were destined to walk a second path. Savage Roses Are Red Quotes, Roses Ate Red Violets Are Blue Quotes, Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Cute, Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Comebacks, Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Insulting, Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Funny Friends, Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Memes, Funny Roses Are Red Poems Hilarious, Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Funny Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue… You know how the story goes. For many years, this poem was the most standard, “didn’t want to think twice” inscription on any card, from Valentine’s to “get well” cards. Then one day, the internet came, and we all know what the internet does to things. They either disappear into oblivion or live long enough to become memes. Luckily for the “roses are red violets are blue” poems — and for us! — they were destined to walk a second path.

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Grace Elizabeth Dixon
A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye.   He asks him what happened.   His friends says, Joke Of The Day Your Boyfriend, Church Jokes, Jenaka Kelakar, Funny Poems, Marriage Jokes, Wife Jokes, English Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell

He asks him what happened. His friends says, “Well I was in church and...” The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” The friend continues, “Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she...

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Raul Barrientes
Einstein is baffled by this mans quizzical question – Jokes Of The Day Humour, Short Jokes Funny Laughing, Question Jokes, Joke Of The Day Funny, Clean Jokes For Kids, Funny Clean Jokes, Really Funny Jokes, Jokes About Life, Short Funny Stories

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

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Liden Chifunda