Getting old

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

“How beautiful is youth that hourly runs away. Enjoy today, if ye want Naught ye know about tomorrow.” Lorenzo de’ Medici (from Triumph of Bacchus) Not everyone wants to grow old and wi…

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There are a lot of things about getting older that hit you right between the eyes. Like a hammer. Fifty is the turning point. People can say what they want about forty, but it's pretty much an awesome decade. In retrospect, anyway. Why don't older people, those who have been through it all, tell us this? Why aren't we prepared for all the things that begin to happen to our bodies once we hit the big 5-0? Who is to blame for keeping this information a secret? Who are they, who are keeping us…

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]

In life, we gather important lessons as we go along, like treasures collected on a journey.

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We’ll...

25 Funny Midlife Crisis Quotes because if you can't laugh at yourself and aging then you're doomed to be a lonely old cow.

Preparing for your engagement session and want that ‘oh yah, it’s love’ realness? Well, you might want to review this photographer’s work and her adorable, age-is-just-a-number clients.