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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ... Humour, Funny Old Man Birthday Quotes, Medicare Jokes, Jokes About Getting Old, Funny Old People Quotes, Nursing Home Food Ideas, Aging Humor Hilarious, Old People Jokes Hilarious So True, Getting Older Humor Men

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

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