are u coming?

Brock Colyar’s late night dispatches from a city ready to party.

are u coming?

Detoxing From Getting L.A.-Pilled

One martini at the Chateau and you start to think you’re Eve Babitz.

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  1. Hawk Tuah Takes Long Island“Legend shit,” says one of her many MAGA-bro admirers in a Long Beach sports bar.
  2. Dancing All Day and Night With the Theydies on Pride“If you’re going to be a dyke, get into it.”
  3. Drinking Rosé With Kelly Bensimon in the HamptonsThe rest of my weekend out East was less sophisticated.
  4. Brock Colyar’s Nightlife Newsletter Is BackBut this time, it’s just for our subscribers.
  5. McKenzie Wark’s Rave School Is in SessionStay hydrated and watch out for those cishets on the dance floor.
  6. Kehinde Wiley Threw a Bougie Basel Fish Fry With Chaka KhanAnd Anna Delvey is now an … artist!
  7. Art Basel Was Made for MadonnaAnd I’m almost too hung-over to write this dispatch.
  8. At the Eagle With the Sniffies ZaddyOne long night with the founder of the sluttiest gay cruising app.
  9. It’s Gala Season, You Animals!Cory Booker, Georgina Bloomberg, and Andy Cohen celebrate the Humane Society.
  10. It Was a Real Wormy Halloween This YearAnd at Heidi Klum’s party, we all got haunted by Elon Musk.
  11. Nightlife Fixture Kevin Carpet Does Not Get Off on Getting Stepped OnPlease: no stilettos.
  12. Richie Akiva Is No Longer the King of Nightclubs, Okay?His post-pandemic move: a celebrity-packed … members-only club.
  13. The Party Scene: SEO Chic at New York Fashion WeekSorry, Jared Leto was not really going to help you get into Marc Jacobs.
  14. The DJ Is Giving Techno Sexy PrincessA “dollmania” of sorts is taking over the city’s nightlife, and Memphy may be the most fabulous.
  15. Straight-Boy Swooning Over the East Villains TikTok CrewGuess which one’s nickname is “Phantom Smoocher”?
  16. A Tea-Spilling Lawsuit Upends a Hell’s Kitchen Gay ClubJust how woke can a megaclub hosting underwear parties really ever be?
  17. You’re a Star on thecobrasnake.com!“It feels like 2007 again.”
  18. Dancing for Days in DetroitA dispatch from the Movement Electronic Music Festival and its after-parties.
  19. Susanne Bartsch Still Likes to FlirtShe has a new night at midtown’s most mega of new megaclubs.
  20. LaQuan Smith’s Sky-High Popeyes Party Saved the Meh Gala“There’s better looks happening here.”
  21. Michael R. Jackson Doesn’t Really Care How You React to A Strange LoopBut he’d love Tucker Carlson to come see it.
  22. Passed Over at the Easter OrgyI finally visit NSFW, that members-only sex club for horny millennials.
  23. Who Let the Hogs Out?Only March Madness could make grown men squeal like this.
  24. Three Cosmos and a Poodle Dance With Candace BushnellAnd just like that … she tried to Irish exit.
  25. Aly & AJ Turned Out More Than OkayA hangover-free night on the town with the former Disney pop stars.
  26. One Night in the StraightosphereI think Cara Delevingne got me kicked off the stage.
  27. Marry Me (at the Club)Dateless at a possibly legal Valentine’s Day wedding with Frankie Jonas and Ivy Getty.
  28. Meg Superstar Princess Wants to Be 2022’s Edie Sedgwick“I’m insufferable, but it’s feminist because it’s being real.”
  29. ‘Back That Azz Up,’ Comrade!Partying with Lux magazine’s socialist feminists.
  30. Making Blackout Content With Dating Influencer Serena KerriganTonight’s mistakes are tomorrow’s posts.
  31. Tripping ’Til 10 a.m. With Hot Psychonaut-Therapist MommyYeah, I was out of my mind.
  32. Where the Wild Things (and the Straights) AreOne night at House of X, the very Manhattan alter ego to Bushwick’s House of Yes.
  33. It’s an Actual NYC Frat Party“Picture a frat basement if it had an insecurity about being a New Yorker.”
  34. Cigs Inside With Sebastián Faena and Gray Sorrenti (and Evan Mock)“We call ourselves the perfects.”
  35. Kim Petras Will Survive Bette Midler’s Halloween GalaJell-O shots and mouthfuls of whipped cream with the pop star.
  36. My Mingle With the Post-App SinglesIt’s actually kind of hard to flirt in person.
  37. Sophia Lamar Has Seen the Likes of You BeforeThe nightlife veteran and former club kid is still hosting parties at Paul’s Casablanca.
  38. Out With Gabriel Ocasio-Cortez, AOC’s Hot Li’l Bro“Sometimes you have to throw yourself to the wolves.”
  39. It’s ‘It’-Girl Night at Kaitlin Phillips’s ApartmentThe writer–publicist–Twitter personality avoided me all evening.
  40. Blockchain Bros and Crypto Socialites Came to Party“It’s like Pretty Woman meets The Great Gatsby, but with crypto.”
  41. Peak Fashion Week With Leah McSweeney and Kelly CutroneThings did get a little bit Real Housewives. But no tiki torches were thrown.
  42. Inside the Boom Boom Room’s Met Gala After-PartyOlivia Rodrigo, Billie Eilish, Troye Sivan, and Lorde let loose. Kinda.
  43. In Just My Underwear in MidtownI finally made it to that new gay megaclub, the Q.
  44. Dirty Bathwater at Le BainFrom the launch party to the after-party for the new downtown magazine for “hookers and truants.”
  45. Finally, a Party for the GirlsAt Hot Honey, high femmes stripped through a hurricane.
  46. Getting Swarmed by Mediocre Men With Serena ShahidiThe 21-year-old TikToker known as @glamdemon2004 goes barhopping downtown.
  47. Getting Wet for a Good CauseOn a rooftop in Bed-Stuy, “Everybody’s making the rain look real good.”
  48. Pose’s Jason Rodriguez Serves on the Papi Juice Dance FloorHis moves (and his butt) were the envy of the party.
  49. 12 Hours on the Hunt for Daddies in Fire IslandAn up-all-night trip to the Pines Party with no place to stay and an Instagay I barely knew.
  50. Raving With Hot Goths in QueensBushwick meets Bridgerton meets Berghain meets the Baroque.
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