Iowa State Fair Visitor Gored By 500-Pound YamDES MOINES, IA—With onlookers panicking and officials struggling to contain the violence, Iowa State Fair visitor Lee Brandberg was reportedly gored Friday by a 500-pound yam. “Yep, the young man was leaning so close over the enclosure that the yam…
LocalWealthy Hospital Patient Orders 3 Of Every ProcedureNEW YORK—Expressing his intention to spare no expense during his stay at New York–Presbyterian Hospital, wealthy patient Duncan Barrow reportedly ordered three of each procedure upon his admittance to the facility Friday. “You know what, all of…
Breaking NewsNation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’NEW YORK—In the wake of the landmark trial that made him the first person to both serve as president of the United States and be convicted of a felony, the entire nation reportedly shrugged Thursday after hearing about the 34 guilty charges for…
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